Welcome to Queerville

Just a place for my queerness :3

[askjennaflorida]

The Signs as Markiplier

Aries: Lucky Flannel Markiplier

Taurus: Markiplier in the Hospital

Gemini: Wiggles Markiplier

Cancer: Opinion Minion Markiplier

Leo: Captain Falcon Markiplier

Virgo: Wilford Warfstache

Libra: The Author, from “Danger In Fiction”

Scorpio: Darkiplier

Ophiuchus: The Mastermind of Five Nights at Freddy’s

Sagitarius: Google IRL

Capricorn: Pink-Haired Markiplier

Aquarius: The King of the Squirrels

Pisces: Shirtless Markiplier

[blubarrie]

Yay for pink haired markiplier! :3

But wiggles Markiplier! 😍

[reimove-dat-shit-blog]

Got Shirtless markiplier //wink wonk

[remain-opaque]

Oh I got Captain Falconplier. Wish I got something a little cooler, but I’m not complaining. FAL-CON PUUUUCH!!!!

[thekidneytumors]

Ayy. Got king of the squirrels markiplier. ❤️

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

Lucky flannel Mark :D

[evilrashida]

[thekidneytumors]

Y A S

S L A Y

[33v0]

what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

[33v0]

look at this shit

They radiate peace

[transfemininomenon]

capybaras are friend shaped

[squeedge]

@lolmary

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

@thekidneytumors @imalwayscold

[dirtypjoconfessions]

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

@imalwayscold

[dirtydippyfreshconfessions]

DAMN DIPPY, BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE VANS - anonymous

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

@imalwayscold

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

Dear Kylo Ren

Stop being a little bitch. Thanks.

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

Ugh

Me: @thekidneytumors no Kidneys: KIDNEY TUMORS YES! Kidneys: *does something dumb* Kidneys: *kills someone* Kidneys: *goes to jail* Me: I told you no. Me: *doesn’t pay bail cuz I don’t have that money* . . . . . . And that’s the story of how the Mom Friend came to live a sad lonely life in the future.

[tolkien-shitposting]

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

@imalwayscold

[carpetislava]

Robot problems 2

[smosh]

This… this is how the uprising begins

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

The poor precious baby he just wants the box

[etherslide-deactivated20181207]

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

[weicheidarling-deactivated20240]

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[raccoonfootproductions]

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

[didyouknowmagic]

Nothing can top this lol

[deaddeavtivated]

This is art.

[lesbianxwing-deactivated2017091]

[twibs]

@der-kleine-vampir

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

@imalwayscold

[redrobin-detective]

Gravity Falls didn’t end.

Dipper and Mabel will go back to California. Their parents will be shocked not only at how much their kids enjoyed living in the woods for three months, but at how much more mature and smarter the kids are. They are so proud they even let Mabel keep Waddles. The twins are closer than ever, a force to be reckoned with in a too weird to believe world.

They go back to school and make their way through summer assignments. Not only would no one believe their stories, but the magic of Gravity Falls is theirs alone to cherish. Dipper dives headfirst into his studies, doing his own research like Ford and going on great adventures like Stan, always accompanied by his sister. Mabel continues to develop herself creatively, expanding her horizons and trying new things, always with the support of her brother.

Mabel keeps in contact with Candy and Grenda, the girls will stay up all night via skype or the phone chatting over boys or whatever holds their attention. Soos and Melody send them merchandise from the Shack and keep them updated on town events. Wendy texts every now and again just to check in. Once in a blue moon, a dirty, torn postcard from somewhere in the world with a picture of the two Stans saying how much they miss the other Mystery Twins.

Dipper gets taller and his voice continues to crack to Mabel’s endless delight. Mabel grows up in her own womanly ways and Dipper tries to be helpful whenever possible. They talk about their summer in secret, not every day, not even every week, but on special nights as they giggle under a blanket fort and recount their adventures. But those memories, those experiences, those people stay with them as they get through another year bolder, brighter and ready to take on the world. By the time another summer comes around again, the twins don’t even have to ask. When they return home from their last day of school, their bags are packed with two tickets to Oregon on the bus that night.

Mabel readies Waddles for another long bus ride with plans to tell everyone about her latest projects. Dipper going excitedly over his own independent research that he has compiled into a brand new journal. They spend the entire time swapping stories, wondering who will have changed? Will things be the same? Will this summer be as magical as the last? They pull up to the bus stop where a large crowd is waiting for them.

Gravity Falls has just begun.

[dennecat]

@katielynn526

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

*sobs quietly in a corner*

[careful-with-that-ass-eugene]

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

[congalineofdurin]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman]

Y’all are all excited over a shoelace

[clouds-n-sunshine-deactivated20]

I want 20

[sensationalpsychoticskell-deact]

@who-is-page

!!!!!!!!!!!!! tiny sneck!!

[who-is-page]

Very tiny!!!

[the-royal-python]

Pleeeease

[kaydeekrunk]

I’ve been excited about these babies for years. I check all potted plants we buy when we replant them just hoping…

[snakesyelling]

tiniest beep has biggerest roar ever, beware the massive tiny yell, i conquer all!

[bimbo-bear]

He’s literally a sparkly earthworm he’s so fabulous

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

Smol snek baby

[wizardfrogs]

surely you jest

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

[sludgewave420]

everything was blue

his jat

his jorts

his joots

[thebootydiaries]

this post gave me the black plague

[filbipott]

dont you mean

the blue plague

[potatoshoe]

The jague

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

I hate you all.

[surveycorpgirl-blog]

Something happened here. @therealjacksepticeye Is now the newest CoverGirl

[jumblemama]