[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[iguanamouth]

idea: bath bombs but when they r done doing a fizzle, there’s a tiny sea monster/creature instead of the prizes they sometimes do

ive never even used or eaten a bath bomb before thank you so much

[suspicious-cake]

I don't remember the last time I used Tumblr but I think it's about time I start again...

[orriculum]

Soft Incantations ☄

A list of single-word incantations, spells that can be cast merely by saying/thinking them with intent, or over a white candle. 

☄ Cuisolas  From irish, Cuisle and Solas, pulse and light For a source of light give you strength

☄ Astripta  From latin, Astra and Scripta, star-written Written in the stars, to tie something to fate.

☄ Solicolmére  From latin, salis, salt, and french, mer et colére, sea and anger From salt to sea salt, anger disapates like sea foam

☄ Sucétoiles  From french, Sucre et étoiles, sugar and stars To enchant light with the power to soften  sweeten.

☄ Rosetaltion From english, rose, nostalgia and elation, feelings for the past and happiness. To give memories rose colored glasses.

[thegard3nwitch-blog]

Bay Leaves & Wishes

For a long time, bay leaves have been associated with divination & visions, and have been bestowed upon people as a symbol of triumph or achievement. In my craft, I harness the power of bay leaves to help grant wishes and focus intent.

How: when you use a bay leaf to make a wish, the whole process feels like pure magic. Write the wish or the target of your intent onto the leaf, then dip it into a candle flame until it is lit (only until it is lit! remove it once a flame starts!). Bay leaves burn with a really unique type of flame. It crackles and sings, and in my experience, doesn’t produce much smoke. It’s even better to do at night, in a dimly lit room, because the flame of the bay leaf takes on a life of its own.

As the bay leaf burns, the power of your wish or the focus of your intent is released into the air (to your deities, the spirits, the universe, or whomever you send your hopes to).

When burning the leaf: not all leaves burn equally! Some only singe a little, some will burn halfway then stop, and others will get entirely engulfed by the flame, leaving nothing but charred remnants. In my experience, each type of burning has a meaning to it. If the leaf burns entirely, the wish/intent is pure and has the best possibility of coming true. A leaf that only burns half way means just that - there is only a 50/50 chance of the desired outcome becoming a possibility. And when the fire only singes a small portion of the leaf, then goes out, the wish/intent is not something that is within your control. This does not mean the wish/intent won’t come true, it just means that what happens is up to the universe, not you.

Using bay leaves in this manner is a quick way to get your intent out into the world, and is perfect for witches who have little time for more complex rituals or spells <3

[aquarianwisp-deactivated2025092]

Witchcraft in a nutshell

[silver-featherclock]

I will never not reblog this.

[lamplightwitch]

Accurate

[breelandwalker]

Always reblog Tia Dalma as the embodiment of witchcraft in a nutshell.

[mylifeasanamericanwitch-blog]

When you recognize the signs that a spell you cast is working…

[joebidensanonymous]

Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys

If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice 

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

[stack--trace]

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

[chromalogue]

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

[bowtochris]

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

[rabbit--kinder-deactivated20180]

@human-esque

[uss-edsall]

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

[metal-queer-solid]

That should be a law all across the country.

[cactus-1776]

Fuck. Yes.

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

@jooshbag ?

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

[official-ginger-kid]

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

[fedkaczynski]

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes 

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter. 

[creative-classpect]

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

[bogleech]

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

[faerieantoinette]

@fiiyerotigelaar

[ghost-mayn]

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

[little-moist-deactivated2020011]

bruh

[suspicious-cake]

Me: opens windows while cleaning

Me: witchcraft

[jamiesshelves]

[ludaprilgate]

#me

[themooninajar]

Nature Witch

[andrewminyardy-deactivated20170]

y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop

[lillie-garden]

Current Aesthetic: Putting all of my sigils on pressed rose petals.

[la-petitefille-deactivated20210]

“never put your faith in a prince. when you require a miracle, trust in a witch.” | ♡