not a dog.

suyin pae. 327. kumiho.

[wrenjekyll]

Oh, you’re not the only cat hater. Plenty of other animal lovers here. And animal haters in case that’s more your thing. I’ve never tried duck, but most of what people are talking about involved harming them, which is odd, even for Ashkent.

[suyinpae-blog]

I’m not particularly a hater so much as a severe doubter. I’ve seen their version of adoration for animals--- caging them doesn’t really seem the most valid form of affection, surprisingly. It’s not anything special, but if cooked properly it’s quite delicious. Well, I mean, I’m not really surprised by anything Ashkent throws at me anymore. 

[suyinpae-blog]

Have you ever caught a duck with your mouth?

Why would I ever? 

[adrien-babineaux]

Too much sarcasm. I think I just overdosed reading that. Goodbye, cruel world.

Ha! It’s my cat, I’ve never been so biased in my whole life. Even a firefox would not stand a chance, and these are the cutest thing in the world.

[suyinpae-blog]

If you can’t handle the heat, get the hell out of the kitchen. But is it really fair to compare an animal’s cuteness when you’d previously claimed it the most majestic? Those are two completely different categories to try and compare. I’d like to imagine the firefox stood a chance, regardless. 

[justacowboycop-blog]

Nothing as trustworthy as a dog. Once you know it. Had yourself a bad experience, I’m guessing?

[suyinpae-blog]

Oh, no, altogether dogs are fine. I just don’t find myself the sort to stand unnecessary messes. I’m not really about to condemn others for keeping pets, even if I don’t particularly agree fully. I just personally wouldn’t, and probably never will. Not unless the dog could have an educated conversation with me, really. 

[treephilosopher-oakleybramble]

Ancient Egypt kicked it off I think but more recently, I’m not sure. Guess we all want good, low maintenance companions.

[suyinpae-blog]

There’s a difference between worshiping them and trapping them for their entire lives in a house, making them shit in a box. 

[adrien-babineaux]

I dare you to find something (all other felines excluded) that looks more majestic than that. 

[suyinpae-blog]

Well wow, why don’t I just waste my time arguing with you over what could possibly be more majestic than a cat. I’m sure it will be very fulfilling and that you won’t be biased in the slightest. Wow, look at that, it’s me, totally not doing that, what do you know, maybe we could avoid the whole kerfuffle by concluding that the majesty of a specific cat does nothing to assuage my doubts. 

[justacowboycop-blog]

Couldn’t tell you. Never much understood the appeal - more of a dog person, myself.

[suyinpae-blog]

Cats have their appeal, I’m sure. Just as dogs do. But I don’t think I’d trust either as pets. Leaves too much to chance. 

[ember-furness-blog]

I”m not exactly sure, but it’s better than the duck obsession that was happening earlier.

[suyinpae-blog]

But ducks are perfectly fine. A little concerning when it comes to reproducing, but tasty enough to make the rest irrelevant. 

[wrenjekyll]

Cats and dogs have always been the most popular pets, I think. A while ago we were talking about ducks, though. Just another day in the Creek.

[suyinpae-blog]

I’m aware. I’m more referring to how no one will shut up about cats around here. At least ducks are easily explained. They taste good, after all. 

[suyinpae-blog]

cynthiasantiago replied:

Maybe they’re born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline– I mean, cats are cute about 101% of the time.

They might be cute. But what’s the point? They’re pets, nothing more, nothing less. Besides, there are more than likely much cuter animals out there. 

[suyinpae-blog]

what does the fox say?

No.

The fox says to shut up. 

[suyinpae-blog]

Maybe I’ve missed something, but when did this fascination with cats come about? 

[magic-of-eternity]