a fable of swag

Shaley. Bi. 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this. Married but in an on again off again relationship with the mothman. Agender, any pronouns work. Corner of East Jesus and BFE, Missouri. I pretty much reblog shitposts and the occasional blorbos from my shows. ask me about whatever. or something. or don't. hi.

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[adamsmasher]

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

[rouge-the-bat]

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam trying to get Frodo to take one more step

[nighttimepatrons]

Sam psychologically tormenting Gollum

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: I LOVE PUKE DMV: I LOVE PUKE Verdict: DENIED

[iavenjqasdf]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fruitcakebro]

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

[snoodly-boop]

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

[raspberryslut]

I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

MUSIC | Fortress Dwellers

Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan

[ashtabharya-deactivated20240717]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

[figofswords]

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

[figofswords]

weary: tired, worn-out, beaten down, exhausted, in need of rest. they were weary after their long journey. wearily, she sat down on the couch and kicked off her shoes. he had grown weary of this conversation.

wary: guarded, cautious, on-edge, careful. they were wary of the approaching stranger. warily, she poked at the dark shape in the corner of her room. he paused, wary, but nodded anyway.

[luxwing]

[figofswords]

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

[utopians]

it's literally all about having a primary public gender and a secondary personal gender

[generaljenobi]

[segamascott]

[energyprison]

yeah man open it up in tf2 for me

[connemor]

idk if i can ever top this piece tbh. i need this on a tshirt.

[ex-riddlecats]

i am like jesus on the fucking cross right now for being willingly subjected to this websites music taste. however bad you think it is its worse

[ex-riddlecats]

get me out of here

[falsedetective]

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

[falsedetective]

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

[digital-morganism-deactivated20]

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

[33v0]

[zagzie]

this is the best tag I’ve ever gotten in my notifs actually