In Need of a Wife! Help?
Blog: February 14
Dear readers, I have to admit something that I have been keeping inside my heart because of pride and dignity. 55 is the age that is terrible to not have a wife or children. Every day going downtown I see married women with 5 or 6 children around them and I think, their father is probably proud of having so many kids. I just a handsome, rich, and good-looking man walking so lonely with no women besides me is definitely a struggle. I see my friends having their wife around them and their 6 children playing and hunting makes me so sad that I don’t have a family of my own. Some friends have put me blind date’s with others but in the end, all they want is my money not for my looks. I just don’t understand, don’t women love me? With praying to God and believing him, I have hope that my wife is out in the world somewhere. If you know someone that is available please comment. PLEASE!
- X. O. X. O. Meriweather
Meriwether Quaker’s Wife
Midwife to Wife? What a life! -Matthew Herschel Swaggerhill
Greetings Meriwether Quaker! Don’t be feared for Matthew Herschel Swaggerhill is here. If you are looking for a wife, I can certainly help you with that. Camilla Vilaroux, only 20 years young, would make a lovely wife. She is from a middle class family who lives at the Vilaroux Estate, near Bofton Port. She is a delightful girl and a wonderful midwife to my children: Joanna, Madeline, Joseph Griffin, and Theodore Mattie. I believe a midwife and a wife is an advantage- two in one if you know what I mean. She is diligent and caring. You two would make beautiful children because you are also handsome dear sir.
I’ve already informed her father and mother, Johannes Kingsley and Vivian Vilaroux of your interest in looking for a wife. I would be happy to send her on one of my luxurious Swaggerhill vessels. I look forward to seeing your future six children (perhaps more…) and your family blossom. I would also love to come along to visit your humble abode in New York and make an investment with your magnificent Quaker Oats business.
Ps. My children are very fond of Quaker Oats oatmeal very much!
Swaggerhill Shipbuilding Industry & Swaggerhill Fishery + Quaker Oats
Sincerely,
Matthew Herschel Swaggerhill













