The Real Swaggy Midget

F 19. Probably a hobbit tbh. NSFW sometimes. Definitely not a safe space. This entire blog is a shitstorm.

[thundersnowstorm]

game of thrones + reductress headlines 4/?

[combusting]

Me, watching Arya save her little brother using the very weapon that was intended to kill him when he was a child:

[mcdonaldshappymeme]

cinematic parallels

[sistertaxon]

little girls who go around after it rains and pick up the worms off the sidewalk and throw them back in the dirt are the cornerstone of our society and we should all strive to have that level of compassion for each other and for the natural world

[this-podcast]

this was written by a grateful worm

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Aren’t we all grateful worms in one way or another

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[memewhore]

[king-monky]

Vehicle size as an indicator of dick size is stupid BUT if you have:

a lifted truck

a lowered truck

those slanted wheels

there is a 100% chance that “micropenis” is too generous an appellation for you

[tradicalskelly]

Please stop attacking every single Texan that owns a truck

[king-monky]

Tell them to stop making dumb vehicle choices

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Does that mean that every guy with a Prius is hung like a horse

[hexpress]

ok so big car means small dick. big shoes mean big dick. to find the optimal piece of manmeat one must find someone who drives a tiny car and wears big shOH NO.

CLOWNS.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

WORST ADDITION WORST ADDITION

[mingion]

This post explains why my exes are all big dick clowns.

[everythingfox]

[thingsfittingperfectly]

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

[humans-areweird]

It’s 1am and i had a solid minute where I stared at this and thought someone had peeled the coke

[luminouspica]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one.

[cat-memes-only]

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[fluidpuck]

Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,

As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;

But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;

Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.

[justanotherboringsstuff-deactiv]

Fuck you

[hungry-joe]

this gif looks like what radiation poisoning must feel like

[amarakaran]

Anons: I want to talk to you but I’m really nervous! I’d message you but I don’t want to bother you! You seem intimidating!

Me:

[belllaaa-xo]

@mr-uy me and u lol

[teenagerposts]

We don’t deserve dogs (Source)

[sternenhimmel-mond]

I might cry.

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[dietdiscourse-deactivated202211]

yeah, hot wings, sure

[gondwana]

wlw stands for Women Loving hot Wings

[1tenderbeing]

Me when I see hot wings

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

Just gals loving hot wings