[ariuka-munkh]

How Severus Snape looked to the purebloods - sitting in the Slytherin common room, inventing "malicious" dark spells

[swaggyseverus]

Lets shoot Dr. Michael Robbinavitch with a gun send tweet

[deepeststudentdelusion]

severus on a winter day.

[thebanddragon]

The tragic backstory of a man at the brink of collapse. | |

Now let me show you a couple of parts I’m specially proud of because someone explain to me why I took so much time giving details to the tobacco package

[swaggyseverus]

The concept of abandoning your much younger, pregnant wife to go chase mysteries with a bunch of teenagers because you're too scared to step up as a father...

Oh Remus Lupin, ill never take my foot off ur neck

[swaggyseverus]

Yes, Severus tops James from the bottom.

Yes, Severus slaps James and James likes it.

Yes, Severus insults James and James likes it.

Yes, James is Severus's little bitch.

And yes, we will execute you if you dont agree.

[swaggyseverus]

The Pitt fandom seems like so much fun but I cant handle the fact that you guys have roped the actors into it. Like why are you telling that old man you've written smut about him and his coworker?!😭

[swaggyseverus]

The thrill of discovering the Snape fandom and all the headcannons, edits, fics, etc. And then the crushing realisation that he's not well liked by the larger fandom AT ALL.

And then the burning hatred for the marauders fandom and the countless hours spent on the internet defending him.

I still get irrationally mad anytime i see anything related to those infernal marauders. KILL THEM!

[thelostprojector]

Something I often see is Snape fandom sanitizes Remus into being better than he really is. There is a reason he is a Marauder. The way he react and respond to certain situations makes it very clear why he was friends with two sadistic bullies.

[gaystergangster]

Did we all collectively forget the fact that Remus gaslit Severus in PoA, or that he, as a prefect, just watched Severus get bullied and eventually sexually assaulted.. Or the fact that he left Nymphadora pregnant and *checks notes* literally hit Harry when he confronted Remus abt it?

[maajoramu-art]

don’t tease

[kalkaros-is-the-boss]

It’s really interesting how Lupin frames the animosity between Severus and him. This is from Half-Blood Prince, chapter sixteen:

“I neither like nor dislike Severus,” said Lupin. “No, Harry, I am speaking the truth,” he added, as Harry pulled a skeptical expression. “We shall never be bosom friends, perhaps; after all that happened between James and Sirius and Severus, there is too much bitterness there. But I do not forget that during the year I taught at Hogwarts, Severus made the Wolfsbane Potion for me every month, made it perfectly, so that I did not have to suffer as I usually do at the full moon.”

He completely absolves himself from any responsibility. It wasn’t something they did it was something that happened and even then, he himself was not involved in it, it was all James and Sirius. He is actively talking about the bad blood between himself and Severus, and he still can’t admit that he too played a part in it.

It’s just really interesting to note these little ways Lupin portrays himself to appear better than he is, because he’s so desperate to be viewed as a good person.

[swaggyseverus]

And the nothing burger himself strikes again! I genuinely despise him.

[swaggyseverus]

The same people who oppose Severus acting in self-defense against his bullies are those that are opposed to resistance by oppressed peoples in real life but I have no way to prove my theory so I'm just going to keep quiet.

[nami-00m]

Severus who goes to church and prays to God to kill the marauders

[depsidase]

[swaggyseverus]

"Anything for our moony!"

Ew.

[trippingontheescalator]

Here is my completely unasked for opinions on Snape ships:

Jeverus - Love it, but only after James is made to crawl on his belly and eat dust. If he isn't sufficiently beaten down or if Severus forgives him too early then I can't. James needs the ego knocked out of him first, he needs to be broken down and rebuilt and THEN I love it.

Snirius - Also love it. Completely different energy from jeverus, in that I need James to be a contrite simp who realizes the error of his ways, Sirius on the other hand is a bastard and so is Severus, and them trading blows and insults between kisses is just 😘

Snily - Honestly like it, but only when Lily has genuine flaws that she has to work through in the text as well. I'm not interested in perfect Lily and simp Severus who must flagellate himself to he worthy of her love. But when they're written as two people with a lot of history and complicated, flawed beings? Beautiful.

Snupin - Dislike. I can write snupin in short spurts but every time I tried to write a long snupin fic Remus slowly morphs into a passive aggressive, gaslighting, "Oh my friends weren't so bad, you're exagerrating, I need to downplay your pain because my school days were the last time I really enjoyed my life and if I take my rose-tinted glasses off I will have to examine my own actions and guilt and be forced to take responsibility and acknowledge that not every bad thing I've done can be blamed on the wolf, nor can I insulate my feelings by blaming other people's prejudice against lycanthropy as a reason for why they might not like me instead of acknowledging that maybe I'm not actually that nice of a guy." SORRY.

Snucius - Unironically love Lucius having sugar baby Severus to spoil.

Snucissa - What's better than one hot, rich blond? TWO hot, rich blondes. Death Eaters, you say? Morally dubious at the best of times, you say? Yes, perfect, I crave gothic, crumbling aristocracy, the beautiful decadence that masks our sins, and yet still loving throuple snucissa.

Snarity - It all depends on the Charity. She's basically an OC since we don't know anything about her in canon, except that she had the balls to tell Death Eaters they suck in a major newspaper when the Death Eater activity was extremely high and that she and Severus were friends. I can get behind this with a well-written and interesting Charity 👍

Snarry/Snamione - Not a fan at all. Even if there's no romantic relationship until Harry and Hermione are like 40, I can't see Severus ever acknowledging them as anything but those annoying kids who made his life hell. Every time he sees them the Kill Bill sirens start playing in his head. Harry could be 60 years old and Severus 80 years, and Severus would be like, "Shut the fuck up, you snuck out of the castle and went to Hogsmeade when we all thought a serial killer was out to get you, I have a heart condition because of you, get out of my nursing home before I throw my dentures at you."

Snon - Only in A Very Potter Musical.

Snumbledore- Only in Potter Puppet Pals.

[song-for-an-unborn-sun]