swaghag98

McLovin the 25 year old Hawaiian organ doner

[punkrock-bottom]

How slutty would you say you are?

In theory? Very. In practice? Not at all. I’m lazy.

[punkrock-bottom]

I’m absolutely OBSESSED with this catholic take on my slutty anon post

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[joshpeck]

please get this off of my dashboard

[overheard-at-school]

[mellie-mp3]

stop saying "sorry for party rocking", instead try "thank you for your allowing me to party rock" or "I appreciate you being patient with me as I party rock, in the house tonight"

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[uvradical]

as a physicists the whole 'cosmically significant' is so funny. nothing is cosmically significant. the sun is small and tiny compared to, most starts and even stars are small next to the gravitational pull of supermassive black holes and even then is doesn't matter bc, the universe is both infinite and in vast expanse so why would one black whole matter?, which means at the end everything matters bc the universe is a sum of its parts all parts are so stupid small to the universe they all, matter and we are here enjoying a strawberry, isnt it nice?, (via las-lus)

[entomycetic]

[ijaazat]

If mango has million number of fans i am one of them . if mango has ten fans i am one of them. if mango have only one fan and that is me . if mango has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the mango, i am against the world. i love #mango till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of mango . Hit Like If you Think mango Best fruit & Smart In the world

[bestfrienemies-deactivated20220]

Who tf is mango??

[ijaazat]

[lloras]

[froglegsz]

[justabitunlikely]

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

[ethan-lawson-wate]

[itonje]

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

[yahooanswerswtf]

[evilvillain123456789]

ummmm hey sorry if this is stupid , but the earth has like mountains and valleys and stuff. you know? so i dont see, how can it be flat? if theres mountains and stuff... sorry if its stupid. i'm sorry.

[vivisect-victor]

my nana thinks the earth is cube and mountains are the corners

[evilvillain123456789]

Tell you nana to text me

[hbunot]

I just wanna talk shit in peace ok

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[pissvortex]

[silentthevoice]

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

[nfornihilism]

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

[alonefamily]

when you’re mad as hell and no one is taking you seriously

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

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