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And there his newspaper goes. Skipper doesn't even move at first, hands like frozen in mid air where they were holding the papers open, the fingers of the right one still around the cup's handle. Only his eyes shift position, first rising to meet Julien's very punchable face, and then closing as he takes a long, deep, calming breath.
Calm down, calm down... It's too soon in the morning and you still didn't fully have your first cup of coffee of the day.
ยซ Hi. Yes, I know. ยป he replies, trying to sound extremely calm and failing miserably. Finally his hands move, to join in front of his chest around the cup. ยซ Kind of hard to miss you. What is it. ยป
He sips the coffee while Julien talks, holding a very annoyed eye contact with him as he describes things he's not interested into the slightest. Even trying to interrupt the other wouldn't bring to anything, he knows he would just keep on talking - perhaps even being more annoying, if Skipper doesn't simply give him attention now. As he finishes, he rises an eyebrow as if wondering if he understood right. Did Julien really just ask him - his entire team - to be his bodyguards?
Lord, give him strength.
ยซ Yes, we're good at ยป quote-unquote ยซ watching bodies. But we sure are not going to watch yours. Parties are just a bother, too many people, and you ยป, he shots a glance at him sharp as a knife, ยซ are a pain in the ass to monitor. You don't listen and get yourself in troubles constantly. So no, we're not watching your back, go get yourself killed by yourself. Bye. ยป
Skipper stares at him as annoyed as he could be when he talks, and in returns he gets the same annoyance back when it's his turn to get the metaphorical talking stick. A totally justified annoyed look on his part, no less! Who would say no to guarding his body?!
"Sheeeeesh, I thought you were a penguin, not a dinosaur!" he comments not-so-under his breath before straightening himself and return to his usual, loud tone "Partying is what make us feel alive! Feel human and free!! Come oooon, ya sound like my uncle, here!"
--he freezes. Squints. Returns down, point at Skipper's nose.
"โฆjust to be sure you're saying no because you're boring, not because you work for my uncle, yes?"
@swagnificcnt โณ LIIIIES ON SKIPPER "Okay Penguin, I'm about to offer you a biiiig opportunity!"
He's not even lifting the eyes from the newspaper. He doesn't have the time to yell at him to get out ( which Julien just wouldn't do ), or even just to ask him how the hell he got into the base again despite the defences operating and running. He won't even bother. The sport's page is more interesting.
ยซ Don't care. ยป. He sips his morning coffee. Italy is dominating the swimming sports at the Olympics. Nice. ยซ Bye. ยป
"Wrong answer!"
If you're wondering if he's actually climbing on top of Skipper's shoulders, grab his newspaper, YEET it out of the way and dangle in front of him upside-down, his crown magically still on his head, to make sure he'd pay attention?
...well, first of all you're correct, and second how did you guess.
"Hi. Me again."
You're not getting out of this easily, Skipper.
"The King (which is me) is going to make a grand, marvellous, absolutely EPICTASTIC party next weekend, aaaaand Clover is" quote-unquote "Removing A Kidney Stone, whatever that could mean, so we're kind of missing bodyguards. You guys are good at watching bodies, right?"
" I am giving you ten seconds to remove yourself before I summon Rico. "
LITERALLY using one of Kwalski's latest inventions as a tanning bed, clearly with no intentions to move away.
"You do that, penguin, I'm sure he's going to join me up here and have fun because he's not a SPOILSPORT!!!"
(Ooc: you. You get it. You get how fruity this lemur is. Love this blog, keep it real and keep it going ๐)
[ fndsfn thank you he's so. you know......... ]
Is just chilling in his chair.
"Y'mean like, pull a Scar? Long live the king and all that? Just with lemurs?"
"I dunno who this Scar guy is" is he sittin-- why yes he's he's sitting on is lap. On the lap of the guy that is currently sitting on his throne. Sure. "--but yeah, I do think that the king should live for very long, thank you so much!"
"You ever feel like somebody is out there lookin' at your crown real hard and wants it really really bad and would be ready to, like, supermurder you? You know???"
I mean. That happens on weekly basis with several people but--
[ i forgot about the amadeus parody ]
Throwing yourself into the bowels of the beast. Gutsy move !
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This entire blog is still a work in progress but here's a makeshift promo !
This is an indie, private, and selective rp blog for KOWALSKI from THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR -- show based ( movie verse may be available upon request soon, ) very headcanon / au heavy, as loved by Dan. Sideblog to @lunaoritur and companion blog to lunaoritur, @poisonofgcd, @dcilies, and @etavirp.
โป if interested to spread the word ! Have a very science-filled day !
"How well heโ whaa...?"
Woah. This guy was some next-level kind of crazy, even for a talking animal. It really helped put Put in Boots in a different light...
Jack shook his head.
"NEVERMIND that! So if it's a metaphor, does that mean you're not even a real king?! I THOUGHT when I heard about you I was gonna meet some guy who was really intimidating and cool, y'know, the king of all the lands, but instead you're just some wolf-monkey-raccoon-thing with a METAPHOR HAT?!"
"Uhm? No???"
Oh gods is he-- yep. He's leaning on Jack. Paw on his face, legs crossed, like a real though guy.
"I am the King of Madagascar! Mommy and papi told me that as soon as I was born- they were the princess and the princess' husband, you know? Uncle was the King and all that-- they said:
Hey, darling, is that... is that ours- w-why yes that's ours my dear. That is our son it's the future KING!" he's doing voices and all "And then they said, Ew, okay, fine, leave it to my brother, he'll take care of him!, and then my uncle was like, oh snap! Really? DO I HAVE TO KEEP THIS LITTLE BALL OF--
And then he tried to kill a couple dozens of times, and tried to pretend he didn't know me, and then he left me in the jungle to be eaten by the giant scorpion who lives up there-- and then he gave me the crown! And the throne! And all! Granted he did that to try and kill me again, but when he tried to get it back, I just went, NU-HUH, NO BACKSIES, BYE UNCLE KING JULhis name is also Julien by the wayUNCLE KING JULIEN!
...so yeah. I'm the king. Chosen by the Sky Gods and my uncle and all. King of Madagascar and all the lemu-"
Woah. Wait. Pause. Wolf... monkey-raccoon-thing. That's good. That might be good. Let's see, what could that-- wol-... wolfmo-
"KING OF ALL THE WONKOONS!"
...name pending.
"...and you are, mister. Uh. Purple... dude?"
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there's a penguin. just staring up at julien. and then, after a long, drawn out moment. " ...your crown does NOT match your fur, at all. "
Oh. Ohhoho nnnnno. That's straight up a declaration of war from the-- fifth penguin?
since when there are five of them- DOESN'T MATTER, what matters is that, with that awful, horrible, totes-not-true insult he gave the King all the reasons to be mean back!
"I don't listen to fashion tips from someone who wears a tux twenty-four-seven!"
Heck yea Julien. Gottem.
@plumthumbjack
"When they said there was a king here, I, uh... was expecting someone much taller. That thing on your head doesn't possess any magical properties, does it?"
"As my papi always said: the power of a king doesn't come from his height-
--but by how well he drops his booty on the floor!"
His father literally never said that. His father barely says anything to him at all. Sometimes the play a five minutes game of catch and he calls him old sport and then they don't talk for one more year and that's enough interactions for him.
"And... no? As far as I know the crown is more of a-- metaphor." he even moves a paw dramatically at that. Also he got the wrong word. It's not a metaphor at all. "A symbol, even!" Better.
"The only magical thing here is I and how awesome I am."
He's. One hundred percent clueless, by the way.
โโ as far as your concern, i am nobody. why, good day to you! :) i'm ghost, and i'm here for the umpteenth time with a new blog! without big graphics, i'm not sure it ever will, hence why this very simple promo, but still-
โค or โป please if you're interested in interacting with a still w.i.p., but certainly human verse based SKIPPER from the madagascar series! the one muse that i've been roleplaying the longest in my entire life. >:3c he will be multiverse, just all the verses will have him human. thank you! <3
โโ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ญ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐ซ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐? โ Rood!
โ ๐๐ก๐๐ญ๐๐ฏ๐๐ซ, ๐ข๐ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ ๐๐จ๐ง'๐ญ ๐ฐ๐๐ง๐ญ ๐ฆ๐ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐, ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฌ๐ฌ, ๐ฒ'๐ค๐ง๐จ๐ฐ ๐ซ๐๐ญ๐ฌ ๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐ง๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ฌ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐จ๐ฌ๐ฒ๐ฌ๐ญ๐๐ฆ. ๐๐ก๐๐ฒ โฆ๐ฎ๐ก, โ๐ฐ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ, ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ฒ โฆ๐ฎ๐ก โ It was a little embarrassing that Mat didn't have any fun facts about rats that justified their existence. He subtly looked towards the ground as if it would give him an answer.
โ ๐๐ก๐๐ฒ ๐๐๐ญ ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ญ ๐ข๐ง ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐๐ฎ๐ซ ๐จ๐ญ๐ก๐๐ซ๐ฐ๐ข๐ฌ๐. โ Julian is a primate, that's relatable right?
"Um? All rats??
Hey uhmm, helloOow? I just said that you? Have?? Bad vibes, hello??? I'm not ratcist! Don't go and put words in the royal mouth, it's not even snack time!"
He even just. Crosses his arms, lifts an eyebrow. Lets this guys speak up. Ratcist or not this didn't help Julien's view on the little guy. Bet he didn't even know how to shake his booty like there's no tomorrow!
"Look, I dunno who this Echo System is, but I'm sure that they would like it way more if you wore something more close to... pumpkin? Maybe even justa little bit of blood orange instead of t-
BUGS?!"
oh that was loud.
"UH! HELLO?? I'm the KING, I don't have bugs in my fur! It's very clean and smells like cream colored ponies!"
This said, he slaps his tail in the other's face.
"Here, see? Soft and fresh like a baby lemur's bottom."
[ still really annoyed they quote-unquote "redempted" his parents ]
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โโฆso youโre the king Iโve heard so much about.โ Classified seems to be towering over Julien with a strict and firm expression. โIโm Classified.โ
He heard about him?? I mean, duh. Of course he did. He is the king of New York and all, but everyone seems to forget about it around here!
"Oh, finally someone with good tastes!
It's about time the Sky Gods heard me when I simply asked for someone to recognize how absolutely awesome and epic I am in this dump -- I'm surrounded by nothing but haters around here!
I mean Frank didn't really bring down his happiest-lookin' guy, no offense but your vibes aren't really the best, with that big serious boring face you got and all, and also your name is. Real weird my dude? Real weird. Buuuut who am I to be picky, eh? Eh???"