Optimistic Nihilist

one time my mom gave me a haunted doll but she said I could only have the doll and had to give the ghost back :(

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[kosmogrl]

I hate change, I’m scared of change, I need something big in my life to change soon or else I’ll go crazy

[kosmogrl]

[existennialmemes]

Your cats are not "manipulating" you they are communicating with you. They do not understand why you're limiting their food supply or keeping them indoors or preventing them from ruining your furniture or whatever.

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.

Not because they're scheming about how to control you, but because they don't know how to communicate with you any other way.

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[starbiird]

LMAO

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[animentality]

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[landmineblogging]

i feel like i’ve reblogged this so many times now that my ghost will be primed & ready for extreme afterlife shenanigans

[shinypending]

Breaking: local mutual stack overflows their haunting power

[landmineblogging]

death as transition goals

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[cipher-of-the-round-table]

Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.

We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.

[cyberpriestess]

including the weird weird trannies

is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?

[kosmogrl]

Dont blame yourself for not having known a lesson only time could teach

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[goatgirlballs]

well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

[whycrywhenucandie]

[yeehawlw]

[kosmogrl]