jealous orchard @swamptooth - Tumblr Blog

as per request, banana for scale

you say excuse me when you burp, and other people say bless you when you sneeze. but is there nothing for the humble cough? we live in a brutal world.

henstomper

if you cough the entire room should say "we remember that we must die" in unison

greelin

crazy that if your parents don’t love you as a child it just leaves a massive hole in you that you will never be able to fill in later life but still desperately seek to anyway

loish

Inverse color twins 🔵🔴

cryptotheism

Dahling I'm a Chad now

cryptotheism

Dahling you must try mogging, it's divine. It's when you perform masculinity without a hint of effort to make the other boys delightfully insecure.

beidak-art

fuck it, furry Ulrich von Jungingen

cryptotheism

I love the way card games exist. Here is a set of rules for manipulating a set of objects. With practice, it will be fun. You can find the rules in a book, but the only way to truly understand them is to engage with another person who also knows the rules. There is something so secret about it.

evilwizard

it’s time for demons to come out of the ground and for everyone to get special powers

evilwizard

i specifically requested it

catcrumb

drjekstein

😾

dorothylarouge

I don;t actually think theres been a true tumblr sexyman this decade. its an archetype that has largely died out

dorothylarouge

Even characters who would have been tumblr sexymen in previous eras - Gojo from JJK, Qifrey from Witch Hat Atelier - they are not getting even one-tenth of the motion characters like the Once-ler, Sans, Bill Cipher, or Loki were getting at their height. Hazbin Hotel was explicitly designed as a tumblr sexyman factory and those guys haven't reached those same heights either. The Tumblr sexyman as a dominating cornerstone of this site's culture largely no longer exists.

strawhatsufi

you cant have a tumblr sexyman on a website full of 30 year olds

nem23

msbarrows

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.