It’s Me

Hi, I'm Cameron. 32, bi, married, joint host of the Monster Dear Monster podcast. Find me on Twitter @night_twitten :) (assuming it still exists)

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[thickness-protection-program]

What is cunt

Baby don't hurt me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[scribeherself]

people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.

[scribeherself]

Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼

[dduane]

”‘Just’ friendship? A poor modifier for so high and honorable a state.”

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[elfstrogenized]

Well yeah, I *am* constantly stressed out 24/7 but cmon, stress hasn't killed anyone!

My advisor leans in and whispers in my ear

I have been informed that I'm fucked.

[valtsv]

wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me

[valtsv]

hiring two duplicitous advisors with opposing agendas to manipulate them into hatefucking each other in front of me while i fujo out about it

[valtsv]

it's not a "love triangle" it's a business opportunity with benefits

[mogblin]

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[hotrale]

Frequent visitor

[quendergeer]

there he goes

[darcylightninglewis]

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[kittybroker]

Don't let these prices hold you back! This fiendish kitty now coming in for only $6.89!

[romanpaulov]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[diamondguls]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[danthesantana]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[nightbringer24]

Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

[mammalidentifier]

Zelenogorsk (Otocolobus manul)

[neovagina-penisis-evangelion]

Zelenogorak is sand bathing

[dragongirlbunny]

Zelenogorak is sand bathing

[igorafvckassbowlcut]

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

[fladurblegon]

“What if poor people abuse the system?”

The system intrinsically abuses poor people.

Hope this helps.

[breninarthur]

"What if poor people abuse the system?"

Rich people abuse the system far more and out of pure greed, not necessity or desperation so idrc about that

[tragediegh]

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body