things i like

Idk man

[mysdrymmumbles]

[daydrinkbeliever]

Why would you stop this genius system? Just start paying the raccoons and call it a day

[indigobuntings]

Unionize the raccoons.

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

thijs is so???

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[lilyofthepraire]

God bless whoever wrote that comment

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

[libraford]

Republicans continue to threaten us with a good time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

[rslashrats]

[klonopindaydreams]

[senatortedcruz]

imagine a giant monster following you around and picking you up and kissing you all the time. that’s what my cat lives with every day

[dicksmasher]

[marisatomay]

so this is how it ends. not with a bang. but between a sex shop and a crematorium. 

[marisatomay]

in a way. all life happen between a sex shop and a crematorium.

[depsidase]

[gay-irl]

Gay📑Irl

[eilti]

[random-shit-writing]

[xenosaurus]

I think the greatest irony of my life is when the cafeteria at my college changed all the lights to blue bulbs for “autism awareness”, which fucked with my sensory issues badly enough that I could barely stand to be in the building

[xenosaurus]

I was certainly aware of my autism, at least.

[fernal-red]

*when the inhibiting shackles of art block fall away and you’re free*

[antimnemonic]

thor receives the longest piece of licorice in asgard.gif

[pinkmisspiggy]

oh to be a stage girl in the 30s sitting in my uncomfortable outfit, looking all feathered & positively dazzling in a dressing room packed with other feathered n positively dazzling ladies, sighing because my good stockings have ripped again & having another one of the girls touch the rip on the back of my thigh with tenderness before she tuts & says ‘that’s too bad, sugar. let’s see if i have some that will fit you’. oh to try on the same tights that have been on her legs & to have her say ‘the trick is petroleum jelly’ before she makes me wiggle them down so she can get out a tub of vaseline and make me shine from the waist down & then tell me we’re gonna be stars together one day and we don’t need anyone else but each other and for me to climb over all the snoring girls late at night to lay right next to her & hold her tender hands & say ‘yeah, ok, just me and you’

[gayingupspace]