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szczekaczz

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

zvaigzdelasas

khanuckle-deactivated20250628

There

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golswia

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

grilled-chez

tma au where nothing bad ever happens and they just stay in the safehouse and adopt a cat

bonus:

thememedaddy

sindri42

I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.

lentilswitheverything

Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies

bumblebeebats

I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up

teaboot

You encountered I.T. Poirot

seravph

being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

seravph

what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past ‘dresses are for women and pants are for men.’ i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we’ve made

autoenucleate

“We’re in danger of losing what the entire second wave of feminism, what the entire second wave of women’s liberation was built on, and that was ‘Biology is not destiny’. ‘One is not born a woman,’ Simone de Beauvoir said, ‘one becomes one’. Now there’s some place where transsexual women and other women intersect. Biological determinism has been used for centuries as a weapon against women, in order to justify a second-class and oppressed status. How on Earth, then, are you going to pick up the weapon of biological determinism and use it to liberate yourself? It’s a reactionary tool.”

— Quote by Leslie Feinberg, from TransSisters: The Journal of Transsexual Feminism, issue 7, volume 1. 1995.

pocketss

laurie 😔

prokopetz

Small town murder mystery where it eventually turns out that literally everyone in town is a member of some secret society or sinister cult – except it's not one big secret society, it's a bunch of little ones, ranging from as many as a couple dozen members to as few as three. Each secret society is aware of their own immediate allies and rivals, but none of them have the complete picture of how extensive the town's secret society problem is, nor do they know that every single resident is a member of at least one. Some residents are members of multiple secret societies. Some residents are unwittingly members of multiple secret societies, having mistakenly concluded that Secret Society A is Secret Society B's hidden inner circle, when in fact they're unrelated. There's at least one pair of secret societies whose leaders each believe that the other is a false front that they set up to distract their enemies. This goes on for five seasons.

prokopetz

One of the most influential groups in town is a clandestine organisation whose membership consists entirely of double agents from other secret societies. It's unclear whether the "real" conspiracy they're supposed to be infiltrating ever actually existed.

prokopetz

The season one finale involves a race to stop a conspiracy-behind-the-conspiracies that serves a godlike artificial intelligence. In the end it turns out that it's really just a handful of dudes who don't understand how generative language models work and have unwittingly been giving orders to themselves, and all the "secrets" the protagonists have brought to light were hallucinated by ChatGPT.

foodffs

This delectable creamy cannoli dip is like having an extra large helping of the best part of the cannoli. This sweet treat is always a huge hit at potlucks and family functions.

https://www.smalltownwoman.com/cannoli-dip/

ruinedchildhood

karpad

Possibly the best heel work I've ever seen.

valtsv

it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

valtsv

it's rotten work but decay is part of the cycle of death and rebirth

schaudwen

All the dead things: Its rotten work

The mushroom internet: Not to mycelium. Not if its you

copperbadge

"It's rotten work, but you cannot kill me in any way that matters."

valtsv

my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

valtsv

totally unbothered

kickair8p

So from the dragon's point of view, every once in a while, glitter magically showers down around them with a pleasant tinkling noise.

wolfythewitch

ampervadasz

bumblebeerror

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.