Mathematical Felony

sexuality: ace lesbian, pronouns: surprise me, fandom and leftist content with a spice of world domination, dream stan

[frontmansdefender]

[vampantheon]

artist in denial of being depressed: omg this 2 month long art block has been crazy... sorry i haven't updated any of my fics in a long while! it's just been super difficult to daydream! so weird that i've lost a little bit of passion for my current comfort character and ocs... this couldn't possibly have any implications or alternative explanations

[vampantheon]

people saying some variation to "oh no" in the notes of this post are very funny but at the same time. i wish you a very Feel Better

[990000]

simongerman600

[brunhiddensmusings]

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

[holdup-andrememberthetime]

“What to do with this information”: kick ass at hangman

[dragonanarchist1155]

Also useful for simple codebreaking and decoding an unhashed simple letter cypher.

[cannibalcaprine]

the rocky wastes…

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[simplepotatofarmer]

ghost c!dream trying to make friends with everyone. he has the vague memories, he knows that all he actually wants is to not be alone, to have friends. but everyone avoids him. people can't look at him. some want to fix it but they can't and they can't handle it. some can't handle the guilt of it. or the awkwardness. he's naked beneath that sheer shroud, the wounds that killed him ooze cold blood.

but c!techno pushes away that discomfort because dream pulls that mopey, pouty tone and the first time it makes his skin crawl because of the disconnect between that and his appearance but like. it's so very dream. his dislocated shoulder is sagging and his head is lowered and he's going 'come ooooooooon technoooooo! you're-- you're not even doing anything!!' and techno's only option is to go, 'bruh.... fine, dream, but i gotta feed the dogs first'.

[timetravelkoolaid]

Techno makes them friendship sweaters and takes dream to pet the woofs. Send post.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Ghost Dream getting tackled by dogs and ending up covered in fur send post

[simplepotatofarmer]

ghost c!dream always saying that he's cold (he's dead. and not just that, it's the opposite of the heat in the cell before he died.) and c!techno knitting a sweater with a silly design on it and ghost dream swears he's not really cold anymore. the dogs go crazy licking and jumping on him and he's almost a little sad that the sweater is covered in fur but techno is just like, 'naw, man, that's just breakin' it in, look at mine'.

[simplepotatofarmer]

ghost c!dream trying to make friends with everyone. he has the vague memories, he knows that all he actually wants is to not be alone, to have friends. but everyone avoids him. people can't look at him. some want to fix it but they can't and they can't handle it. some can't handle the guilt of it. or the awkwardness. he's naked beneath that sheer shroud, the wounds that killed him ooze cold blood.

but c!techno pushes away that discomfort because dream pulls that mopey, pouty tone and the first time it makes his skin crawl because of the disconnect between that and his appearance but like. it's so very dream. his dislocated shoulder is sagging and his head is lowered and he's going 'come ooooooooon technoooooo! you're-- you're not even doing anything!!' and techno's only option is to go, 'bruh.... fine, dream, but i gotta feed the dogs first'.

[timetravelkoolaid]

Techno makes them friendship sweaters and takes dream to pet the woofs. Send post.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

Ghost Dream getting tackled by dogs and ending up covered in fur send post

[simplepotatofarmer]

ghost c!dream always saying that he's cold (he's dead. and not just that, it's the opposite of the heat in the cell before he died.) and c!techno knitting a sweater with a silly design on it and ghost dream swears he's not really cold anymore. the dogs go crazy licking and jumping on him and he's almost a little sad that the sweater is covered in fur but techno is just like, 'naw, man, that's just breakin' it in, look at mine'.

[eedweiz]

There'll be statues of him all over the place.

Statues of Grace with his new familly and his students

[jube-art]

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"Hey, Stratt, I know that we've got a lot riding on this but can we have the secret talks with my hallucination on the down low? Sure, why not, lets have them in my private quarters before we go to bed. This will cause no rumors whatsoever because we're both so professional about it."

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[gl00mt0mb]

Headcannon that Spider-Man gets a reputation for being impossible to track by sheer luck and bad life choices.

SHEILD and countless government agencies are baffled at how he’s managed to avoid being monitored and located for so long meanwhile the metaphorical camera just pans over to this 15 year old vigilante about to engage in the height of stupidity every ten minutes.

SHEILD try’s and fails to predict Spider-Man’s patrol route and debates how he always knows where crime will occur unaware that Peter has no designated route and simply follows his spider-sense.

Countless villains have tried spiking his food or drink meanwhile spy’s are watching in horror and astonishment as Peter Parker consumes his fourth cyanide laced Snapple that they left out to trap the vigilante

SHEILD trying to use gait recognition but fails because Peter Parker is just dragging his feet from exhaustion and constantly limping from injuries on patrol meanwhile Spider-Man practically never has a full minute of time where his feet are planted on the ground so they can’t collect data.

SHEILD is carefully monitoring every single hospital in New York trying to figure out where Spider-Man goes when he’s injured but Peter in inevitably sitting in his bathtub quietly debating if bleach will work as a disinfectant for a stab wound.

Jameson sends private investigators to monitor Peter Parker and find out how he gets photos of Spider-Man and these poor detectives have to watch three days of this kid bed rotting not aware that he’s just passed out from a concussion and conserving energy.

Police try using tracking dogs but Spider-Man is always covered in strange alien slime or various mysterious substances from whatever freak of the week he’s fighting. Meanwhile they keep getting led to this random teenager waist deep in a dumpster fishing for trashed tech.

SHEILD keeps setting up teams to decipher the codes Spider-Man has left them but it’s just a mix of bad grammar, concussion typing and teenage brain rot lingo.

Nobody can get a solid read on Spider-Man’s build or description because the little shit is constantly contorted into strange arachnid like positions and keeps fluctuating his weight by like 30 pounds ever week depending on how much food he’s managed to shovel into his mouth.

SHEILD starts watching through street cameras to catch him unmasked but instead get really depressing footage of the spider themed vigilante splayed on the floor of sketchy alleyways trying to pick coins out of drain pipes and getting excited when he successfully grabs a entire dollar bill.

People start trying to monitor social media platforms and online searches but nobody can find the coloration between Peter searching “How to stitch bullet wounds easy for beginners” and Spider-Man searching “ Brand new day spark-notes rhetorical devices”

Mercenaries get hired to take out Spider-Man but he keeps scaring them off. Unrelated note Deadpool is for some reason now friends with this kid named Peter.

SHEILD is flabbergasted at how well Spiderman is trained to lose someone tailing him meanwhile it’s just Spider-man getting lost and improvising his way home.

Villains take Spider-Man’s photographer hostage to lure him out and the dude literally never shows up. What a prick.

The courts try to sue Spider-Man for property damage and vigilantism and the guy GENUINELY gets a lawyer named Matt. Fast forward a week and Spider-Man now wants a trademark on the hyphen between “Spider” and “man”

Everyone is losing their mind on how Spider-Man can be such a master of deception meanwhile his entire secret identity is dependent on the fact nobody’s cross referenced Spider-Man’s patrol roots and Peter Parker’s Pokemon Go history.

[lefistcabal]

Bare Knuckle Brawl In The Hospital Hall

Who Would Win?

Gregory House MD

RFK Jr

Voting ended onAug 18

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[galileosballs]

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

[pmamtraveller]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026

[originalaccountname]

Mammal in a Sunday Dress explores the uneasy relationship between femininity, civilisation, and the animal body. At first glance, the figure appears modest and withdrawn. Her posture is composed, her gaze seemingly lowered towards her bare feet, recalling the conventions of nineteenth-century portraiture where women were often depicted as passive objects of observation. Yet as the viewer moves closer, the illusion collapses. Her eyes are not lowered at all. She is looking directly back. The delayed eye contact transforms the encounter. The viewer approaches believing they are safely observing a woman; instead, they realise they have been observed themselves. The work refuses the traditional power dynamic of portraiture, denying the comfort of anonymous spectatorship. Looking becomes a reciprocal act. For Cox, the painting considers humanity's persistent desire to separate itself from the rest of the animal kingdom. The title quietly undermines this distinction. A "mammal" is not another creature—it is us. The Sunday dress, rich with cultural associations of femininity, morality, and respectability, becomes an attempt to distinguish ourselves from nature. Yet clothing cannot alter biology. Beneath lace and ritual remains the same vulnerable animal body. The work also reflects on the historical relationship between women and nature. Across art, religion, and philosophy, women have repeatedly been positioned as closer to instinct, emotion, reproduction, and the body itself, while men have been aligned with reason, culture, and civilisation. Mammal in a Sunday Dress does not reject this comparison. Instead, it questions why proximity to nature has so often been treated as something lesser. Chiaroscuro isolates the figure within darkness, allowing the luminous dress to symbolise the performance of civilisation while the bare feet quietly return the body to the earth. Neither is presented as more truthful than the other. The painting exists in the tension between performance and instinct, refinement and biology. Mammal in a Sunday Dress ultimately asks a simple but unsettling question: if every layer of culture were stripped away, what would remain? Not a king. Not a saint. Not a gentleman or a lady. Only another mammal, looking back.

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[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[halles-comet]

i cannot stop obsessing over what kind of government is operating in the film One Night Only. pre-martial sex is illegal but to what extent? if you break the law do they execute you gilead-style or is it more of a parking ticket situation? also they apparently imply gay sex doesn't register as a crime so are they only counting heterosexual PIV sex? what about oral sex? what about handies? what about fingering?! how are they tracking this through microchips that monitor your dopamine? these different sexual acts are impossible to differentiate between if you're just looking for spikes in someone's pleasure hormones! how could the boozy flirty culture of 20somethings in new york city be identical to ours with these kind of harsh purity laws seemingly aimed at reproduction in wedlock a well-established part of their society? is it play-acting, people desperately pretending they have the freedom of their former, more liberal society for...one night only before going back to their saudia arabian-esque lockdown?

[hihuddy]

Artist: Tim Brierley

Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. ❤️