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Dinosaur teapot⊠apotosaurusâŠ
All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck.Â
LOOK AT THIS.Â
Because, yes, if that picture doesnât clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS ISâŠ
ALL OF THIS
Just look at this disaster.
oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY
Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:
excavator tries to help
I feel a need to give some context here. This isnât some just blocking off a random port in some region of whatever country.
THIS FUCKER IS STOPPING A LOT OF SHIT some days you may fuck up bad. But you never fuck up this bad.
âmy child is fineâ your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limped tears
âmy child is fineâ your child understood this reference
HE LEETLE FEETSYS
very glad to see this post reduced everyone else mental capacity for communication as well
@sameboot
I know weâve already read a lot of âmen writing womenâ crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
Theres a new plant lego collection out! It consists of a flower bouquet and a bonsai tree
The bonsai tree can be made pink as well
And if you look closely...
ITS FROGS! AHHHH~!
Ashdfjhsdjfjfhs from the literal lego store description:
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
For a split second my dumbass thought the Fukushima nuclear accident had fried the rice
When ants die, a few days later they emit oleic acid, which tells the living ants to dispose of their corpse.
A myrmecologist named Ed Wilson discovered this and dropped the chemical on a living ant. It was immediately carried off, despite the fact that it was still moving, and clearly not dead.
âIâM GETTING BETTERâ
Bring out your dead. Eh, close enough.
IM NOT YET DEAD SIR
You left out the part where the ant, believing HERSELF to be dead, stayed in self imposed exile in the ant graveyard until the acid wore off and she realized she was not supposed to be in the ant graveyard.
Ant 1: âwe thought you were deadâ
Ant 2:
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as âMundane Halloween.â There are so photos online and theyâre all so good?????
âPerson going to work on a windy day"
âWoman whoâs having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"
Here are two more:
"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"
And my favorite
"Person on thermal infrared camera"
Might share more tomorrow.
Influencers taking selfies at a gym
Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile
Person who sits on wet paint
Person who's still loading
Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags
I love these so much
I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees đ and thinks âsilly time! whee đâ, whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, âthey ask you how you are, and you just have to say that youâre fine, when youâre not really fine, but you just canât get into it because they would neââ
Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal
The kids are alright.
thinking about that WoW epidemic
i was telling my dad, ever the skeptic, about corrupted blood back in March at the start of lockdown, and how the cdc studied it. how it can be used as a model for what to do and how people might act in the event of an unpredicted pandemic, and how people were playing out the same behavior during covid.
he said âso they fixed it, right? how did they fix it in the game?â and i told him the truth: they didnât. they couldnât control it. they had to reset the servers and roll them back to the time before the ZG encounter.
a CNN article recently referenced another âviralâ event in world of warcraft: leeroy jenkins facepulling as a metaphor for the expedited reopening of businesses. what it fails to mention however is how the video ends. everyone who charges in with leeroy dies. he wipes the raid.
it really feels like that meme where itâs like âwow, cool video game reference!â and the point soaring over their head says THE DAMAGE WAS IRREVERSIBLE. THE THREAT SPREAD TOO RAPIDLY AND EVERYONE DIED.
weird reframing of the corrupted blood incident to make it seem, for some reason, like it was all selfish actions that people said was unrealistic because real people would help others. in fact its literally the opposite, it was used as real world data specifically because of the player driven efforts to fix it
The reason this plague in the game was a good model is because we had all walks of life type people reacting in different ways.
Those with healing magic would go into infected areas to see if they could save the infected or at least keep them alive through the disease. Those that couldnât do that tried to warn players before they entered infected areas. NPC could be infected and have âno symptomsâ; they could be asymptomatic carriers and pass it to nearby players.
The best part though was by the time Blizzard had finally come out and said âif you are infected, try to quarantine yourself so you donât spread it!!â the player base was ALREADY DOING SO. The players had recognized the problem and worked together in myriad ways to fix it.
They also had negative reactions as well, another reason this was such a good example of a real outbreak. They had a couple people report healers or alchemists who were claiming to sell cures/treatments to the disease that ultimately would do nothing. They had a group of players that would hide in the mountains near cities and just pass the disease back and forth between themselves and then raid cities to infect them all over again. They had higher level players start rebelling on the servers. Saying it was an overreaction and if you get it youâll just die and you can come back and be fine, etc. Since they could get the disease and survive, ie it didnât do enough damage to them since they were higher level, they felt it unnecessary to care about whether they got it or not. They complained about not getting to play like normal just because this plague could kill lower level players.
ALL of these reactions, good and bad, were real enough to what we assumed a real life epidemic would play out that people started to use it as a model. And now look, we have proof that it was accurate.
However, what we needed to learn from it was primarily that it wasnât reversible. The bad reactions and lack of care from the few players that werenât cooperating made it impossible in the end to contain. The only reason it was fixed at all is the game had to reverse time, literally just delete their entire game log a few weeks and time travel weeks into the past to before the plague even began.
Think about that.
The reason no one believed it was a valid model is that it was a video game and thus the consequences werenât permanent. âNo one would act like that in real life.â But look at how we are handling this outbreak. Is it not eerily similar?
And we canât time travel.