Resident Dumbass

18, she/her

[massivepanderflower]

Cccccokeee.....

[dozydawn]

Grandmaster Marta Przeździecka Bartel.

[girlnephew]

[bogleech]

A guy in an entomology group I'm in got a confirmed brown recluse bite because he felt something tickle his neck and brushed it off, accidentally mashing the spider against his skin. This is how almost all recluse bites happen since they're very very unaggressive. Anyway the bite was just a small nasty spot that cleared up on its own, but his hands and feet swelled up really bad. Then when the swelling went back down, all his calluses were loose and just fell right off leaving his hands and feet like brand new???????????

[lowpolyanimals]

Dog from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask 3D

[lxcke]

THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

[vampire-connoisseur]

RIP bram stoker you would have loved bdsm roleplay

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you ever be watching The Godfather and you’re like WOW that kitty is so happy and such a good actor i wonder if it was someone’s cat on set or what…

sobbing. shitting. puking

[cheaphalloweencostume]

she doesn’t even know her daddy is the Godfather. at all

[yourfaveasalps]

Renfield from Bram Stoker’s Dracula!!

i know you likely meant the novel, but i typically use a visual so i found this from a film adaptation. i hope you don't mind, sorry about that! renfield from bram stoker's dracula as lps meerkat #819! i might redo this one once ive read the novel :)

[vvanillavveins]

I don't think we give Jonathan Harker nearly enough credit for his absolutely unhinged choices. In 1897, that pathetic wet cat of a man was written with enough grit, willpower, and raw human stupidity to rival any of our modern horror podcast protagonists. When faced with a centuries-old vampire, in a coffin, drenched in fresh blood, he really thought the best thing to do was to hit it in the face WITH A SHOVEL. The audacity. The misplaced confidence. The sheer desperation. No plan. No hesitation. Running on fear and spite alone. And i fucking love him for it. Truly the character of all time.

[nortism]

[kristina100000]

i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious

[vintagewildlife]

Cat carrying her kitten By: General Press Agency From: Cats, Cats, Cats, Cats, Cats, Cats 1961

[charl0ttan]

youre not rocking with my wheat offering?????

[charl0ttan]

i will kill my brother

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[eyecantread]

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

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works for me!

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