clong (clown bong)

cameron. *** i'm NOT the author of that johnlock fanfic, i picked this url in 2012 bc of an old homestarrunner joke i remember.

[sweetcupncakes]

omg what happen baby girl

[ozempicofficial]

[tall]

[sweetcupncakes]

this how I be planning my day and making my lists

[stellarskyes]

[oneheadtoanother]

[gowns]

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

[bigphart69]

[xefyre]

oh fuck yum

[wolg-fang]

Every post in 2014 was like this

[femaleshits]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[alexisdrawsetc]

One of my earlier embroidery animations, this was my second one. I made sure that the designs were very simple, since I wanted this to be fairly long. The tangled thread is just purposefully messed up French knots.

[segamascott]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[big8cola]

[stantler]

You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that

[raccoonboywrites]

Firing warning shots on my blog: cunt fag dyke sex tits cock and murder-suicide

[despazito]

[oneheadtoanother]