Ari Has ADHD

Tabletop Nerd • OC Haver • Neurodivergent • She/They/Any • 22 • Butch af

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New intro post, woah :0

I'm Ari, I like talking about my blorbos/OCs. Sometimes I talk about punk shit, share my DIYs, or yap about music.

Dodge, my Mage the Ascension character, gets the most love here. My dnd stuff (and hopefully some actual writing eventually) is on @legends-from-the-homebrew . (If you're one of my players stay away from that, there will be Vegas campaign spoilers)

I also run the Mage the Ascension community! Anyone interested is welcome (I was still super new to WoD when I created it). And if I take too long to approve your request just shoot me a DM.

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Found out my professor is gay what a win

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Picking onions out of the food I'm making because they're so tasty surely because I'm pure of heart they won't make my tummy hurt

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By talos this can't be happening

[woofle22]

Babe

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Onins T~T

[sweetened-condensed-rage]

Picking onions out of the food I'm making because they're so tasty surely because I'm pure of heart they won't make my tummy hurt

[sweetened-condensed-rage]

By talos this can't be happening

[homunculus-argument]

If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.

[terrie01]

The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.

[homunculus-argument]

A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.

[sweetened-condensed-rage]

Picking onions out of the food I'm making because they're so tasty surely because I'm pure of heart they won't make my tummy hurt

[byjove]

Growing up in the middle of nowhere, half of my friends had parents that were freakily religious and half of my friends had parents who were hippies. Hide-and-seek was the go to game because there was nothing about it that was an affront to God and it didn’t bite into anybody’s screen time, didn’t involve gambling, didn’t have many rules, could be played by any number of children. As I said, I was from the middle of nowhere and this game was often played in the middle of nowhere at night. Instead of sitting on the couch eating popcorn and watching Beetlejuice like normal children, we were climbing into the far stall of abandoned barns and the top floor of structurally unsound houses no one had lived in since the 70s. We also loved flashlight tag, where you’re out if the seeker hits you with the beam of their flashlight. We’d all be standing in the pitch dark nothingness hiding behind trees barely breathing.

Also, I’m not a very competitive person. I was bad at hiding during both these games. I liked to be the seeker more than the hider so I’d let myself be found immediately so I could help search for the others. Picture this, it is a humid August evening in 2013 on a farm miles from anywhere, no light pollution, just the stars. You are 11 years old and you are totally alone looking for your friends who could be practically anywhere. You’re listening hard for giggling or the crackling of leaves. You hear something and turn your flashlight on, standing alone in the beam is me, the kid with the gay ass haircut and neon lime green knee high socks who won’t stop fucking cursing even around the adults.

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

imo the state monitoring your private messages is basically on the same level as opening and reading physical mail or perhaps breaking into your house to install bugs and cameras

[wlfb0ygrl]

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

[whispy-witch]

i want this man in my inventory

[byjove]

anti-doomerism has actually improved the way I handle my depression. I’ll think something like “I have nothing to look forward to, everything is getting worse and it’s not getting better” and then I’ll be like “whoa, cringelord. you sound like an emo 14 year old. you’re not helping anyone or anything with that misanthropic hopeless attitude. grow the fuck up.” and I bully myself back into participating in life, because depression and the associated dark thoughts are so cringe

[shuffled-bunny]

[sylvyspritii]

My notifications look so much more fun this way

[eater-of-the-sand]

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.

[smis-five-creedmoor]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

Jiggy friend bouncing all around for the low low price of only $19.19!

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Poverty is such an insane problem to me because it's the one issue we can genuinely throw money at to fix and it'll also fix about 80% of our other issues in the process

[lipsredxasarose]

I hate the push that you can quit addictions by pure willpower because it perpetuates the idea that people who can't have committed a moral failing of some kind. We all may know some people who did quit an addiction cold turkey, and with no aid, you may be one of them. And that's fantastic, but it is not the norm. It is more than okay to need help to quit an addiction. Relapse is also part of the process. Many people relapse several times before they are able to quit for good. Let's have compassion.

[anarchistmemedistro]

not only that but depending on the substance quitting cold turkey can kill you

[sileana]

ALCOHOL. It’s a very common dependence and cold turkey CAN KILL YOU. A lot of people don’t know this. Doctors can literally prescribe beer in the ER to save a life.

Be careful out there.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[sirfetchd]

how it feels to be obsessed with your own ocs but you cant think of what to say about them

[teaboot]

So like are you still a wannabe cop? Kinda crazy that you blew up again

[X]

[sweetened-condensed-rage]

I don't care how much you're going to pay me I am not talking to a FUCKING AI BOT TO APPLY FOR A JOB

[fieryrayne]

If you are an employer and you:

Make candidates talk to an AI bot to apply

Make candidates re-enter all of their resume data into your system manually because the auto fill is awful or you don't have it at all

Ask for a candidate's date of birth or social security number for your application (the latter especially is hard scammy)

Ask for a candidate's gender with no opt-out and only give "male" and "female" as options

Use HireVue so your candidates are just talking to a camera (also their auto screening is racist)

Require more than an hour of effort from a candidate before they have a phone screen

Then fuck you. Respect goes both ways.

(I've been applying for six months and holy fuck I'm tired)

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I don't care how much you're going to pay me I am not talking to a FUCKING AI BOT TO APPLY FOR A JOB