The Goth With Flower Crowns

Leilani | 16 | she/her | pansexual

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

Take my survey on horror movies for my EPQ project!

https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/66LNKJZ

[sweetpoetryheavenlyflower]

Fairies

My fairies always haunt me.

(The fairies in my mind.)

They like to stand beside me,

But sometimes they’re behind.

The fairies sometimes call me

A slut, a whore, a bitch.

I don’t think they should leave me;

If they’re gone I could switch.

And then the voices would be right

So I’ll have no appeal,

For if I let them see the light

The fairies would be real.

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

My poetry blog ^_^

[farrah2001]

JeSuS sAve mY soUL

[pancake-howlter]

CLUE: Dan Howell = bottom

[scandalousadventures]

This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Let The Textbook Say Fuck

[zvcktayior-deactivated20170805]

Visit Original Link

GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[discocheats]

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

I just realised where Kylo got his name from:

Ky = sKYwalker

Lo = soLO

Ren = literally just his birth name with an R

which means that when he was choosing his super scary Dark Lord name, he just mashed up the surnames of the most positive figures in his life. poor sod can’t even evil right

[taiey]

literally a ‘what is your star wars name’ meme

[paxbe]

2nd two letters of your mother’s last name Last two letters of your father’s last name

1st three letters of your name but with an R

[dawn0303]

awng ron

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

Ooen Rei

[magickalsapphic]

Phandom,

We did well

In the Unicorn Awards we won:

The Social Impact Award

Ft: Rat Howell #Proud

2. Video of the Year

Ft: The Rat again #SoProud

3. A true recognition for us

Fandom of the Year #Phandom

4. You heard me right

Youtubers of the F-ing Year my people!

Ft: Phan

PS: Yes, they count as one

Bite me

Proud Of You Dan and Phil❤

Proud Of You PHANDOM

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

WHAT

[pixie-tot]

why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

[thelittlemerms]

my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”

like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety 

[fagraklett]

Chinese emperor Ai of Han, fell in love with a minor official, a man named Dong Xian, and bestowed upon him great political power and a magnificent palace. Legend has it that one day while the two men were sleeping in the same bed, the emperor was roused from his sleep by pressing business. Dong Xian had fallen asleep across the emperor’s robe, but rather than awaken his peaceful lover, the Emperor cut his robe free at the sleeve. Thus “the passion of the cut sleeve” became a euphemism for same-sex love in China. — R.G.L.

[jeremyyyallan]

get you a dude who will fuck up his own clothing for you

[pilgrim-soulinyou]

NO OKAY THIS IS REALLY COOL SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN KIDS. Ancient China was super chill about homosexuality okay. Like we have gay emperors and feudal lords, lesbian princesses who were girlfriends with their serving maids, gay ass poets who wrote lots of poems about that one courtesan who played the guzheng so well. In fact homosexuality was so okay that in Shiji, which is basically the Bible of Ancient Chinese history, there is an entire section dedicated to the gay lovers of emperors. What’s the best part? All the laws and criticism about homosexuality in Ancient China were all about shit like prostitution and rape. These laws were  outlawing homosexual stuff were all very specific. For example, there were laws banning male prostitution, but no laws against homosexuality. These laws were passed to stop the spread of prostitution and laws targeting prostitution in general were pretty common in Chinese history. There were also really strict laws about male rape. Rape was punishable by death, regardless of the gender of the victim. Rape a girl, you die. Rape a guy, you die. Have sex with a minor, you die regardless of whether it was consensual. The lightest sentence you could get was slavery where you were bound to the army. Also scholars wrote essays criticising the boyfriends of emperors, saying that they distracted the emperor from work blah blah blah but THEY ALSO DID THE SAME FOR THE CONCUBINES. That’s right - the issue wasn’t homosexuality but rather the hormones of the emperor. They didn’t care about the gender of the emperor’s favourite lover but rather the fact that the emperor was too horny to get shit done. “But WAIT, Modern China is a hardass about homosexuality!!!! How do you explain that!” Yes. That. That’s because of the late Qing years where Western influences entered the country and brought their gross ass homophobic attitudes with them. And the Qing government was so anxious to seem modern and be seen as equals to their Western counterparts. So they adopted Western ways and discarded their previous attitudes about homosexuality. Hence you have Modern China. So the next time someone tries to tell you that being LGBT is wrong because it goes against traditional Chinese values, tell them to go fuck themselves with 3000 years of Chinese queerness. 

[daysofstorm]

Here are all the illustrations of historical gay couples by Ryan Grant https://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/artist-spotlight/2012/08/11/ryan-grant-longs-history-gay-love#slide-0

[shapeshifting-cryptid]

This is one of the best things I have ever read.

[tookmyworldwithyou-deactivated2]

[agentdoubleoheaven]

STORY TIME KIDS. Lucas Grabeel who played Ryan Evans was 100% for making Ryan canonically gay, and spoke to Kenny Ortega at length to get Ryan to at least hold hands with a male student in the final scene. Grabeel is straight but thought it was so important for Disney viewers to see gay characters on TV, knowing that the HSM3 viewership was age 11+, when kids may start thinking about who they’re attracted to a bit more. basically Disney gave Lucas a flat out no and as a response wrote in Ryan’s relationship with Kelsi last minute (as speculation was already flying around about Kelsi being a lesbian). so even though disney screwed them over ortega told grabeel that he could do whatever he liked in the blooper reel and they’d include it in the DVD. hence above.

[davidandthat]

I reblog this every time its on my dashboard and I’m not even approaching embarrassed. 

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[bd-doughnut-boi]

GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

[vixilancia-deactivated20180427]

Amell on

[sun-stomach]

sin_stomaxh

[hexpress]

he pressed

[gigadrainyt]

Guyaerwuh6r

[the-real-ted-cruz]

RFE-{]_€aResADerz oh! that was really wrong!

[leechgirl-deactivated20180217]

leechgirl

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

Sweeybjtshfkpu fpoXf

[polyglotplatypus]

je tiens à remercier mes amis qui me supportent, moi et mon humour inexistant chaque jour. vous êtes des vrais

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

I love reading French stuff where I only get about half of it and that makes it even better

[klefable]

replace every vowel in ur url with oob

[klefable]

or even just ur name. my roommate is named joanne so her name is jooboobnnoob and shes on the floor laughing

[togekyss-deactivated20181027]

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

Ya! My irl name would be LOOBOOBLOOBNOOB

[cafephan]

i’ve spent tonight researching a pairing i ship from a tv show i don’t watch, and scrolling through dnp rp-ask blogs

… i promise i’m okay

[sweetleilaniheavanlyflower]

Same