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"A judeo-christian heretical sect known as Islam"
"A group of indigenous Serbian proto-sabbateans known as Christians."
"A heavily corrupted form of Greco-Judaic Zoroastrianism known as Christianity."
"A separatist cult from occupied south Akkadia known as The Jews."
"A niche western interpretation of Brahman that the locals refer to as Hashem."
"A renowned western swami known as Jesus Christ."
"a primative incomplete form of vodun known as Catholicism."
My notes are broken so I'm making a post like it says lmao
can you leak the blueprints to getting massive badonkadons
When I was 6 months on estrogen, I visited my endocrinologist. He told me that with my lanky, skinny build, I shouldn't expect anything impressive. I decided to start eating more. Especially meat, potatoes and nuts. Protein, carbs, fiber. It's three years later now, and I nearly have D cups. Stomach's a little softer, but my hips are much bigger. An hourglass figure. That's all the secrets I can offer.
This is it. This is literally the secret.
Boobs need calories to grow. Eat up, gals.
Emily’s advice of EAT BURGERS reached me early on and it has served me very well
Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here
For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:
It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself
Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout
The sauce:
Chick-fil-A Sauce is a delicious cross between honey mustard and bbq that tastes even better than the original. Being able to make this amaz
The chicken (deep fried):
Enjoy a delicious Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken Sandwich anytime you want at home. This copycat recipe is easy to make and so tasty.
Air fryer version:
Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich is juicy chicken that is super crispy in every bite. It tastes just like the real thing!
Fresh lemonade:
Chick Fil A Lemonade is sweet, tart, and deliciously refreshing. Get the easy copycat recipe and learn how to make lemonade with lemon juice
Lemonade milkshake:
Make your own homemade Chick Fil A Frosted Lemonade at home. Enjoy this summer treat any time of year. #chickFilA #copycat #lemonade
Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).
Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."
There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.
Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised
No chicken is that fucking good
The founder is still, like, actively spending his money to block the Equality Act, just in case anyone was under the impression they donated to homophobic legalized torture organizations, got called out, and stopped being homophobic somehow.
*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem
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When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking
We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play
Reblogging for relevance-
I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.
We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.
There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.
He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.
There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.
I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.
We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!
I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors”
I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny.
I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop.
Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK.
Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors.
THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY.
Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.
WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.
THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.
DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.
Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit
Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa:
If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.
We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.
Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.
We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.
Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃
I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.
I mean they should know you’re…justacting.
jesus christ…
I don’t even do haunted houses (I’m one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool.
Hey guys it’s that time!!
You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared!
As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?!
Please don’t attack workers for doing their jobs.
I worked at Six Flags Fright Fest and the amount of times I was physically, verbally, and sexually assaulted was astounding. I was seventeen and a senior in high school. I got pulled into the counselor’s office at school with a police officer because my teachers saw the bruises from work and thought I was being abused.
It’s not fucking funny. I still have night terrors from those guests. Specifically, the two men and their group of friends who slammed me up against the circle in the middle of my room (it was shaped like a donut with fencing, metal barrels, and wooden flats thrown around) and told me that if I ever came near them, they were going to kill me. They then started to go in a circle around the room with their friends screaming that they were going to kill me and giving details about how they would do it. I was hidden behind a bunch of flats and barrels having a panic attack for over twenty minutes because there was no security. It took the actor from the room before realizing what was going on and going to get security for them to stop.
I hate that this has to fuckin be said. People are fuckin assholes. If you have anger issues or your flight or fight response is usually aggression then don’t fuckin go!
This honestly makes me want to work security for these places 🤦🏼♂️
This is exactly why I don’t do Huanted Houses (other than already being haunted year round).
I KNOW how I react when I get scared like that, especially withba jump scare. And I KNOW if I went through I’d end up hurting an actor pretty bad and then I’d feel bad cuz they’re just doing their jobs. So I just simply don’t go.
If you react like that when you get scared, just don’t go. It’s that fucking simple. You’re not missing out on anything even if your friends go in. Just wait outside for them, hang out. You don’t get scared and nobody gets hurt and your friends have fun. It’s a win-win.
Need this
to a child from the Victorian era this would be the equivalent of a watered down white claw
liquid yikes
One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:
It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and
Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.
Buttdog is brought in to sleep at Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Sarah's room. And suddenly Chalo learned to draw beanmouth??? That is probably the most uncanny chibi face in this comic thus far.
I think Buttdog is def leaning into the "only sane person in a world full of assholes" route. I think she should join forces with Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Tiare and fix this horrible world.
Oh, that last panel? Yeah, it's very infamously ripped off from someone else's work.
References are illegal now, I take it?
I even once said that, did I?
You know, I was going to make a point about how you uncharitably described a simple reference to another work as "ripping it off" and how that sort of thing isn't conducive to actual discussion of a work, but then I scrolled your blog for a bit and noticed that you've reblogged almost every single page of this comic while not shutting up about how much you hate it, so now all I have to say is "get better soon."
People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here
They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables
@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes
starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.
Buttdog is brought in to sleep at Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Sarah's room. And suddenly Chalo learned to draw beanmouth??? That is probably the most uncanny chibi face in this comic thus far.
I think Buttdog is def leaning into the "only sane person in a world full of assholes" route. I think she should join forces with Rachel-sorry, Rachael and Tiare and fix this horrible world.
Oh, that last panel? Yeah, it's very infamously ripped off from someone else's work.
References are illegal now, I take it?
tumblr trying to be like tiktok then trying to be like twitter then giving us the 3rd unreality inducing immersive ad, its staff members being condescending to the userbase, the marketing team trying to parasocialize their way into your pockets, youtube trying to do away with adblockers after upping the percentage of ads by 40% and making it so even if your video is demonetized watchers will still get them, youtube removing the dislike button then making it so you don't get a home feed if you have watch history turned off, google being able to remove your synched bookmarks if they don't comply with their policy, if i listed every way in which twitter has gotten worse in the last year this post will be as long as a novel, ai generated articles and images everywhere, google searches sucking ass in general, reddit charging for its api, KOSA being introduced into the US senate, tiktok in general, every social media under the fucking sun introducing log in walls, being unable to browse most sites on mobile from the sheer amount of popups taking over your screen WAUUUGH social media being products and thus requiring infinite growth and thus trying to introduce newer and newer shit that alienates its dedicated userbase. saturated sludge era of the internet
it’s tradition in kanto for every teenager to dress up AT LEAST ONE TIME as a rocket grunt on halloween and pull some kind of house-egging type prank but if you try to do that in kalos or sinnoh they’ll arrest you
still thinking about this i think it’s my most realistic pokemon world headcanon. kalos is to orange three piece suits as alberta canada is to rats