Went to @sweetomegas

[molochbaal]

Compilation of some of my favourite vines. In no particular order.

[thepuppyclub]

untranslatable beautiful french idioms

ma petite patate: a term of endearment used for children, it carries the significance that the child must be protected, but that they are capable of growing in a cruel world. 

va niquer ta mère: the heart of a mother, encompassing the heart of her children.

ce seum: the nostalgia you feel when you realize you have missed out on a common experience. 

la flemme: the impossibility of moving one’s limbs due to inexplicable sorrow.

bien fait pour ta gueule: the feeling of being slapped in the face by circumstances that are out of one’s control.

avoir de la merde dans les yeux: to be blinded by love.

faire le buzz: to feel validated once one’s peers recognize one’s hard work, along with admitting that a great part of success comes from chance.

être un crevard: to decay in the pursuit of love, leaving a piece of one’s heart behind one as one desperately looks for love.

être un fragile / […] de fragile: to be vulnerable in situations where vulnerability is frowned upon. 

être chaud pour faire quelque chose: to have warmth spread around one’s body in the anticipation of doing something with friends. 

se faire iech de ouf: to feel the coldness of death as boredom slows down time and space. 

[bamhbies]

things that need to be cheaper

tattoos

travelling 

lingerie

a hitman willing to take out trump

concert tickets

[thingstolovefor]

I’ll be writing in Bernie as well. #Love it!

[battlships]

Post: This is a really bad idea that will make it more likely for Trump to win. Bernie Sanders: Please vote for Hillary instead of writing me in. People: I’m gonna write Bernie in!

[cassiebones]

DON’T. VOTE. FOR BERNIE

[skottichan-deactivated20240228]

All of these “I’ll write in Bernie” people, are literally the living embodiment of Privilege.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

The main point of this post: voting third party or writing in Bernie will split the vote and basically hand Donald the White House. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DO NOT WRITE IN A NAME

DO NOT VOTE THIRD PARTY OR VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS

FOR GODS SAKE BERNIE SANDERS HAS TOLD PEOPLE NOT TO DO THIS BECAUSE IT WILL NOT WORK AND IT WILL MAKE IT EASIER FOR TRUMP TO WIN

[leonerdchurchmoved]

Bernie Sanders isn’t even a write in candidate. You are LITERALLY wasting a vote by writing him in

[prokopetz]

I’ve seen a lot of videos going around of urban-dwelling critters coming to humans for help with various problems, ranging from boxes stuck on their heads to young trapped down a storm drain, and it’s gotten me to thinking:

On the one hand, it’s kind of fascinating that they know to do that.

On the other hand, setting any questions of how this sort of behaviour must have arisen aside for the nonce, does it ever strike you how weird it is that we’ve got a whole collection of prey species whose basic problem-solving script ends with the step “if all else fails, go bother one of the local apex predators and maybe they’ll fix the problem for no reason”?

[roachpatrol]

well, come to think of it, we’re at the top of the food chain but we almost exclusively hunt and kill prey out in the country. 

raccoons and possums and foxes and crows all succeed in an urban environment because they’re opportunistic and observant. and almost none of them would have observed us pounce on one of their species and then start eating it, you know? a lot of them would have observed that we scream and chase them out of wherever we don’t want them to be, but other animals are territorial too. but there’s a number of situations where humans feed whoever’s bold enough to take them up on the offer, and we do tend to pull garbage off of other animals as soon as they slow down enough for us to catch. ‘a human got me but nothing bad happened’ is a much more frequent thing than ‘a human got me and tried to eat me’.  

anyway like, we’re masters of our environment, we make weird shit happen all the time, we have lots of great food and sometimes we share, and we almost never eat someone. it makes sense for urban animals, over the last century or so, to just keep an eye out for opportunities to use us, and to pass the habit on to their kids. 

[howdy]

[maurypovichofficial]

I hope adding unnecessary question marks culture never ends because like??????? I really love it

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

[dollargenesis]

[spookylass]

can you draw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) but with more feeling?

[arianabutera]

[bopeep]

w/ a monotone voice “wow that is so wild”

[elizabyss333]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

To everyone who tries shaming people with “y’all are too busy with [insert frivoulous fad here] to care about [insert important world issue here]”

[sobeitjayt]

Person: You always so quiet

Me: Bitch idk what to say

[feedmerightmeow]

I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.

[guardiandae]

🌸 Aces with disability and chronic illness are valid

🌱 Aces with mental illness are valid

🌿 Aces who have survived trauma are valid

☀️ All aces are valid

[dailymarvel]