Delicious Vegetables

Video games, art, music, food, exercise, language, space, anime, animal, monster, insect, and robotics enthusiast. Also puns... sorry in advance <3

[floatinggoathead]

Pepper does this every time she sees a low hanging branch, she’s not stuck or anything- she jumps back up to grab the branch if she falls

[jaubaius]

She mocked up everything been pressed by hydraulic compressor

[so-much-for-subtlety]

✨she deserves to win Australian of the Year award✨

[thenatsdorf]

2019 Fashion year in review. (via @rover_thecat)

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

That mouse necklace! 

[ottermatopoeia]

[star-anise]

That is a cat with a LOT of affection for the person holding the camera

[danakscully1964-deactivated2021]

Dana Scully in The X Files - The Jersey Devil (season 1 episode 5)

[visual-infinity]

Baby robot gymnastics

[b-umblebats]

[bvbblebeam]

[everythingfox]

“He’s just trying to bring a little sunshine into your life”

(Source)

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[happifying-things]

[daco-broman]

supreme champion

[castlewyvern]

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[ampervadasz]

Are you OK ?

[prguitarman]

“I don’t understand…but I support”

[writing-in-the-grave]

Hey y'all why are writers always cold?

[run-remi-run]

...why?

[writing-in-the-grave]

They're always surrounded by drafts!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

[run-remi-run]

Oh god.

How many?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Two! One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end!

What do writers have for breakfast?

[run-remi-run]

Coffee?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Synonym buns!

Where do all the struggling writers live?

[run-remi-run]

How are you coming up with all these?

Where?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Writer's Block!

What do writers suffer from each spring?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

[run-remi-run]

Allergies. Next question.

[writing-in-the-grave]

you were close; A case of allegories

Why are writers always in great shape?

[run-remi-run]

Circular prose

[writing-in-the-grave]

Nope! It's because we're always running out of ideas!

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

[run-remi-run]

I did not

[writing-in-the-grave]

His life had it's prose and cons...

Why is editing a better job than writing?

[run-remi-run]

It's more rewording?

[writing-in-the-grave]

Correct! I am out of jokes. :(

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[porterr-robinson]

[takashi0]

@not-semi-perfect

[jvarasuras-hell-deactivated2020]

@fawnfreckled @dangerbooze

[uncle-beanbag]

Oh god, OH GOD!

[happifying-things]

[rosslynpaladin]

Poor marshmallomute just wants bed. But but… pointy friend is in it. Must not squish pointy friend. Okey I just use this haf then.

[everythingfox]

tag someone to make their day better

[sirfrogsworth]

A challenger arises.

[ Scott Hoying ]