My Piece of Elísio

Pois estragar a própria vida é um direito inalienável.

[overclassy]

[themoonandmyman]

#myshane couldn’t give less of a fuck about queer culture he just likes dick in his ass and he loves a Man. If you asked him about Stonewall he’d think it was the name of a tech startup.

#myilya is a fag and he loves it. him and harris watch queer movies once a month with Harris’ mom and they drink margaritas with little umbrellas in them.

[oatmealdiva]

shane:

[lurkerdelima]

Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says “girl!” to him about something, Shane just makes this face

[themoonandmyman]

Ilya when Kip calls him ‘girl’

[heymacy]

insp. by this post by @wine-dark-sky

[ilyasvodka]

has anyone drawn this with Shane & Ilya yet

[princejeanot]

Op the vision is hilarious, you win

[firstprinced]

[firstprinced]

[imsodishy]

One thing about the Hollander men; if you hit them with a social situation they don't know how to react to, they will straight up leave ✌️

call that the Hollander Goodbye

[penandinkprincess]

thoughts and prayers to ilya, who is marrying into a family of flight risks 🙏

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[shmeemin]

on each other's minds... 🩷

[toruandmidori]

[humani-dar-te]

look at this

it's a Reinassance painting.

THE POSE

LOOK AT THESE HANDS

i cannot make this up. they're so perfect

[hvllander]

he JUST ate the cookie and still hungry for it bad

[firstprinced]

Shane is very proud of his chirps. Ilya is also very proud of Shane's chirps.

Also (criminally left out of the show):

[lavenderprose]

"Shane Hollander has only started one fight on the ice" INCORRECT. While yes he fights slightly less than some of the other guys on his team, my dude is still in a full contact sport with some of the most toxic masculinity on this forsaken earth. He has both started AND finished fights on the ice. There is a racist center in Vegas who can't make eye contact with him anymore because Shane knocked out one of his teeth the last time he so much as dared. There are D-men the league over who would never willingly pick a fight with Rozanov because they know what he can do, but who would LITERALLY rather die than pick a fight with Hollander because they've seen the way his eyes go blank when provoked and they don't wanna find OUT what that guy might do to them. There is a rookie in Tampa who will forever live with the memory of having his shit rocked by Shane Hollander, who grabbed onto the scruff of his neck and snarled, "Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth, I will not teach you this fucking lesson again." There are wingers in Montreal who are trauma bonded over the experience of watching Hollander jump the boards, point at them, bare his teeth and drop his gloves.

There is a center in Ottawa who kisses his cross before every game and whispers, "Please God let someone piss Hollander off tonight."

[handsywoman]

adoration /ˌadəˈreɪʃn/ noun worship; veneration

[finelytaylored]

consent king ilya rozanov 👑