I’m Here To Be Strange

Mostly R6,Overwatch,Call me Kevin And DuckTales

[een0ki]

Friendly PSA:

Black cats are regular cats. Don’t be a dick and try to hurt them this month.

[tsunderachel-deactivated2018122]

if you hurt a black cat (or any cat) then i will hurt you

[baelonthebrave]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: *24 hour loop of callmekevin singing ring of fire by johnny cash*

psychic: what the fuck

[kiryuva]

someone take my phone from me.

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I’m all 3

[positivity-roses]

This blog will be safe on Halloween

This blog will NOT post:

- Screamers 

- Gore

- Blood 

- Purposefully triggering content 

Reblog if your blog will be safe on Halloween

[katalicz]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

‘When Bandit dreams, he dreams of blood. He dreams of Jäger falling to bullets too quick to dodge; of IQ being blown apart by a bomb her Spectre can’t see; of Blitz diving in front of killing blows meant for him.’

 Prompt fill for Bandit suffering from nightmares and Blitz coming to the rescue.  This took longer than i expected to write but i enjoyed it a lot!! 

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I’ve read this and I think it’s great ^

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Bandit,Jäger,and IQ all call Blitz Wifey and wear his sweatshirts around Rainbow HQ and you can’t convince me otherwise

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[inktheblot]

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

[styluscrane]

huehuehue

[gay-jesus-probably]

For the record while ATLA is an excellent show and Zukos redemption arc was perfectly paced, I would kill to have had Zuko join the Gaang at the end of book two, because the first half of book three would have been the funniest thing on the planet. Like. Just picture it. A bunch of unsupervised teenagers travelling undercover through enemy territory, trying to blend in… and the only people who have even been there before are 1. A guy who hasnt been there in a century, and 2. The former crown prince who has literally never spoken to a fire nation citizen who wasnt nobility, military, or one of his servants.

Like. Neither of them have any idea what they’re doing, or how normal fire nation citizens act, but they’re pretty sure the other one is wrong. Rest of the gaang knows even less. No adults. Zuko and Aang getting into a shouting debate over the finer points of fire nation culture is a nightly event. They are both so wrong, and so, so awkward

[gay-jesus-probably]

Zuko, for the fifth and probably not last time: FOR THE LAST TIME, NOBODY USES THE PHRASE ‘FLAMEO HOTMAN’!

Aang, aware of that fact but in too deep to back out now: OH YEAH? THEN WHAT DO THEY SAY!?

Zuko, clueless and bluffing: …Something about glory to the Fire Lord?

Toph, well aware that both are lying through their teeth and have no idea what they’re talking about, and fucking loving every second of this train wreck: Clearly the only solution is for both of you to go into town tomorrow and test your theories out.

[gay-jesus-probably]

And the side taking, oh my god the side taking from the other three. Katara sides with Aang every single time. Does she honestly believe that the people of the Fire Nation greet each other with ‘Flame on, my em-brother’? Hell no. Would she rather die than say that Zuko’s correct? Yes.

Sokka usually sides with Zuko, unless he comes up with something astoundingly stupid. Zuko’s thoughts, while usually wrong, sound a lot more plausible then Aangs, and fuck it he’s willing to take a gamble.

Toph is the closest thing to a neutral party they have, in that she knows damn well they’re all full of shit, and has chosen to instead egg them on to make it worse. She’s an agent of chaos, and this is free nightly entertainment. She’s having the time of her life right now.

[gay-jesus-probably]

The debate takes a brief pause once they stop going undercover and get to the business of actually saving the world, but holy shit. once things have settled down? it’s back on with a vengeance. Except now Aang and Zuko aren’t the two most wanted people in the Fire Nation, they’re the two most influential people in the world. They are trendsetters. They can make slang become a thing.

When Zuko first hears the phrase ‘flameo, hotman’ being thrown around casually, it takes a lot of deep breathing exercises to not immediately return to his previous occupation of hunting the Avatar.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Iroh: I’m so proud of the way you’ve been ruling, nephew. Flameo, hotman!

Zuko, in tears: How could you say that

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Hear me out

Every single unit of Team Rainbow having at least one pet that unit takes care of

The Navy seals could have either a really big or really small dog because I love the image of Blackbeard taking a little Yorkie for a walk with a little pink leash and matching Harness but I also love the idea of them both trying to give an Alaskan Malamute a bath.

Spetsnaz could have a cat because maybe Glaz always wanted one or Kapkan wanted something self reliant just in case also I love the idea of T’chanka cuddling with a kitten. When asked what breed it is Fuze always responds “Murderer”

Gsg 9 could have a cat and a dog because they just couldn’t agree so they decided to just get both. The dog is a German Shepherd because they half to stay on brand the cat is a Norwegian Forest cat because it’s fluffy.

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Valkyrie: ... what are you doing?

Bandit: I’m looking for bears

Blackbeard: I heard my name

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Hear me out

Blitz getting the love and respect he deserves

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Honestly

Part of me likes to imagine that every unit of Team Rainbow has their own little wing of this huge compound that’s set up like a house with personalized bedrooms and a cozy living room but part of me also loves the idea Team Rainbow live in rooms all next to each other and share a huge communal living area with a big ass kitchen and that they have team building exersizes that are just baking cookies or a huge drinking games or making planning a surprise party for someone’s birthday.

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Tchanka: What do you guys wanna eat

Glaz: A bagel

Fuze: No

Glaz: 2 bagels

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Jim: You remember that one time I liked you?

Project: No

Jim: Good cuz it never happened

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Bandit: The stars sure are beautiful tonight

Blitz: Yeah

Bandit: You wanna know what else is beautiful

Bliz: *blushing* What?

Bandit: Me