[thebrianset]

[bubblezombie]

There is so much right with this photo

[majordelusions]

Want to talk about goals? This is goals

[legoswrld]

[xcayde6]

x

[f-utureheartx]

[pixiehum-deactivated20190222]

excuse me sir that is illegal

[zxckmerrick]

[oscarose]

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[adventuretfox]

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

[funkyness]

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

[bprinny]

Cainceled 

[kraetys]

This post gets worse every reblog

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

yet im not Abel to scroll past

[schmuckered]

This post hit me like a rock to the head

[nikkoliferous]

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

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[gayavatarstyle]

Zuko and Sokka’s engagement dinner

Zuko: okay guys can we have one nice dinner?

Sokka: yeah come on just try to get along, it’s a special occasion

Azula: fine

Katara: fine

Azula:

Katara:

Azula: so how’s your mom

Katara without missing a beat: how’s yours

Zuko:

Sokka:

Toph:

Suki:

Aang:

[love-is-love200]

Aangs a vegetarian

[gayavatarstyle]

what’s it like being the smartest person alive

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

[gayavatarstyle]

AU where Zukka are roommates I don’t care about any details beyond that They Share A Room

[gayavatarstyle]

okay i lied there are details

college, they’re both early 20s

Zuko’s doing creative writing, Sokka’s doing engineering

it’s a star crossed lovers story bc zuko is an arts student and therefore emo and Sokka’s a science student and therefore a bastard

and to make things worse sokka works at burger king and zuko works at pizza hut so the rivalry is off the charts

Sokka: Why would I ever wanna eat at pizza hut, do you think I want you to get me off RIP ME OFF I SAID RIP ME OFF

Zuko: I hate him and his stupid ponytail [sokka takes his ponytail down] who the fuck is that artsy twunk

due to oversleeping occasionally one of them has to brush his teeth while the other is in the shower

they have a shower curtain but they know how husbandy it is and they also know holy shit he’s naked in there

Zuko: I’ll forget about him by working on my assignment. I can write romance no problem. Alright, two guys, they’re roommates and-

Sokka, proofreading it for him: oh my god they were roommates

“Dear Diary, Day 94: Sokka and I are still not dating, Roommates To Lovers isn’t happening”

Zuko, two seconds away from dumping curry on his mattress: But What If There Was Only One Bed

[avatar-zuzu]

(insp.)

[iloe]

when it comes down to it katara and sokka are both ride or die and also dramatic

[avatarninja]

First Family Meeting AU

In a slightly AU, Zukka are already together when they rescue Hakoda from the Boiling Rock. So during the whole Courtyard Escape Scene (where Suki kicks ass) Hakoda wants to know just who this kid is that’s with his son. So Zuko, the awkward turtle duck that he is, introduces himself IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RIOT. And it’s a disaster really cause he has no social skills he’s like 

Z: “Um hello *dodges two dudes fighting* I’m Zuko!”

H: The firelord’s son? *watching the riot*

Z: “Yes! Well no see, me and my dad *dodges someone throwing rocks* don’t get along. So I’m with the avatar now! *Moves over as someone body slams into his spot*

H: Is that so? 

Z: Yes! It’s nice to meet my future father in law! I mean this probably isn’t the best place but we might be family someday so…

H: Father in law??!! *Knows Katara won’t put up with Zuko’s dumbass*

Z: Yes! I’m dating your son, Sokka? Wait this probably isn’t the best way to have this conversation…*Thinking face while someone flies over his head* 

H: You think so kid??! 

Z: But I love Sokka! He’s smart and funny, even if I think his jokes are dumb.  *Someone grabs Zuko’s shoulder, so he whips them over his head *

"He’s really patient with me, cause sometimes I get nervous and don’t know what to say or do.” *Kicks dude in the stomach*

“I never feel pressured around him, he’s really honest and gentle, and always wants me to make decisions for myself. He teases me about my books but always likes to hear me read poetry. He’s strong too, a lot more than you think…*Punches dude while goo-goo eyed*

H: …

Z: And he’s really good with his sword! 

…

Z: His ACTUAL sword, the weapon! He has a sword now…I mean, in sure his other uh sWoRD is great??! But we haven’t gotten that far yet!! Um *nervous nervous nervous*

H: *Remembering what Sokka is like* Well, welcome to the family kid.