vanessa

your fav barista who doesn't like coffee faq || about || me

[huffylemon]

[funmomenergy-deactivated2020052]

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

[astound]

[caffeinatedunicorn]

I made some iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

[caffeinatedunicorn]

I made part 2 of the iconic vine wallpapers! Please like/reblog if you use them!

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[wheretheeternalare]

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

[pamisleyphd]

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

[your-instructions-from-moscow]

if you’re reading this, it’s too late

I already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. there’s nothing you can do to stop them

[everystarstorm]

This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[salty-spacelover-deactivated201]

Swedish recipes: No spice. Ever. Ok maybe some cinnamon for the cinnamon rolls. But then no spice. Just butter. Take all butter you own, mix it with some flour and milk. Done.

[pyjamapocalypse]

Norwegian recipes: spices do not exist. There is only salt. You either boil it or fry it in butter. Potatoes and carrots with everything.

[koipepo]

Indonesian recipes: add some spices, ten litres of coconut milk and COOK THE FUCK OUT OF IT. Also i assure you you’d rather be dead than eating lauk without rice.

[mckitterick]

Finnish recipes: This food still has color. Boil it more. Maybe soak it in lye. While you wait for the life to bleach out of it, to stand outside and enjoy today’s two minutes of daylight. If you complain about the cold no one will ever eat your cooking again. Also, re: dessert, everyone likes lard and sugar, just spread it on some bread.

[thisisb-deactivated20241003]

You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For an example, if she is holding a gun she’s probably angry. 

[kochamchleb]

I need to like, lint roll myself. On a physical and emotional level

[sweatrer-deactivated20131020]

ur insecure  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

i kno what for  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

ur a bitch  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

[madejunsolved]

buzzfeed unsolved ask game

ryan: what are three things that you believe in?

shane: how tall are you? 

(wheeze): do you have any weird habits? 

tavern: what is your favorite beverage 

fr. thomas: are you religious? 

illuminati: what is your favorite conspiracy? 

fruity-garlic: top three favorite scents? 

ted cruz: has anyone ever started a rumor about you?

men in black: if you could erase a single memory what would it be?

c.c. tinsley: what are some names that you like?

bigfoot: do you like the outdoors?

keddie: do you like horror movies?

dauphine: any paranormal experiences?

axeman: favorite songs? 

bloody mary: are you a confident person?

1046: what is your sexuality? 

goatman’s bridge: what is one material thing you wish you had?

ufo: do you believe in extraterrestrial life? 

ricky goldsworth: what would you change about yourself?

skeptic believer: are you more of a Ryan or a Shane? 

[hollowtones]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Seals are SO so fat.

LOVE IT

[timewornaccentor]

as a soon to be marine biologist i must agree that they ARE and it is AMAZING

[hollowtones]

1 Out Of 1 Experts Agree

[swefish]

ice cream asks

chocolate: when was your first kiss?

french vanilla: how old are you?

cotton candy: three places you want to travel to?

strawberry: a language you wish you could speak?

coffee: favorite cosmetic brands?

mint chocolate chip: indoors or outdoors?

cookie dough: do you play any instruments?

rocky road: favorite songs at the moment?

butter pecan: favorite songs for life?

cheesecake: what's your zodiac sign?

toasted coconut: the beach or the pool?

chocolate chip: what's your most popular post?

bubblegum: books or movies?

pistachio: manga or anime?

salted caramel: favorite movies?

birthday cake: favorite books?

moose tracks: favorites for manga?

orange sherbet: favorites for anime?

peanut butter: favorite academic subject?

black raspberry: do you have any pets?

mango: when and why did you start your blog?

mocha: ideal weather conditions?

black cherry: four words that describe you?

neapolitan: things that stress you out?

raspberry truffle: favorite kind of music?

chocolate marshmallow: favorite brands of candy?

toffee: a card game that you're good at?

lemon custard: do you eat breakfast?

dark chocolate: turn ons?

fudge: turn offs?

peach: how do you relax?

praline: a popular book you haven't read yet?

superman: do you like sweaters?

cherry: do you drink tea or coffee?

dulce de leche: an instrument you wish you could play?

blackberry: have you ever laughed so hard you cried?

ginger: a new feature you wish tumblr could have?

blueberry lemon: favorite blogs?

almond: favorite mean girls quote?

butterscotch: what color are your nails right now?

cinnamon: have you ever been confessed to?

blue moon: have you ever had a crush on someone?

cappuccino crunch: do you take naps?

mint: the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

brownie batter: do you like sushi?

key lime: where do you want to be right now?

red velvet: do you wear prescription glasses?

green tea: favorite flavors of ice cream?

[jahminican]

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

[swefish]

i will NOT let a man ruin vine compilations for me