i’m not dead i only dress that way

27 she/they thank you for noticing my anguish #myanguish

[roaches-inthecereal]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

made me laugh thinking abt if you do porn your boss could walk by and be like “fuckin hard or hardly fuckin?” and that might be pretty funny. well im alone there now. in our “special place”. waiting for you.

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[grox]

Dude bensons gonna abandon his faith when he sees what weve done

[huffylemon]

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[grox]

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[100493503004422]

people commenting that this is written by AI have never seen a linkedin post before. they all sound like this. and this is someone I vaguely know, not a throwaway or satirical account, and not a story hallucinated by AI. this is a real actual thing someone posted to linkedin with their whole chest

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

The key is to make it

[coughloop]

its be ioe biden

this actually almost broke me to tears im a bit too high and i cant understand what this means at all what are you ssaying to me right now

[coughloop]

i literally feel like im being surrounded by clowns with evil smiles seriously what is happening to me

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[flipchild]

sad painting I made about depression 🔆

[noelle-ism]

is this....

tiniest puppy in the world

or.....

biggest bug and leaf ?

[joeyclaire]

would you kill him if you met in person

who? but yes

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[vedurnan-archive]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider