i’m not dead i only dress that way

27 she/they thank you for noticing my anguish #myanguish

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[grox]

Dude bensons gonna abandon his faith when he sees what weve done

[huffylemon]

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[grox]

Grab somebody sexy tell em Die

[100493503004422]

linkedin is crazy bc how are you gonna admit to grand theft online using your govt name

[100493503004422]

people commenting that this is written by AI have never seen a linkedin post before. they all sound like this. and this is someone I vaguely know, not a throwaway or satirical account, and not a story hallucinated by AI. this is a real actual thing someone posted to linkedin with their whole chest

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

The key is to make it

[coughloop]

its be ioe biden

this actually almost broke me to tears im a bit too high and i cant understand what this means at all what are you ssaying to me right now

[coughloop]

i literally feel like im being surrounded by clowns with evil smiles seriously what is happening to me

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen were at my house party and all they did was stand in the corner and blink in sync with each other. At one point I saw Mary-Kate put a cigarette to her mouth and take a long drag, then Ashley blew out the smoke.

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[in-heavens-trenches]

That tag sent me

[flipchild]

sad painting I made about depression 🔆

[noelle-ism]

is this....

tiniest puppy in the world

or.....

biggest bug and leaf ?

[joeyclaire]

would you kill him if you met in person

who? but yes

[butchious]

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

[poison-doll]

i think they're called catholics

[vedurnan-archive]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really