longing, we say

anyways, carthago delenda est. thegeneralgirl @ ffn & ao3.

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[awakefor48hours]

I need you folks who are going back to school to understand this, sleep deprivation is not something to be proud of. You are being fed capitalist propaganda to make you believe that working yourself to the bone is a good and smart business model from a young age. If all you do is “get 3 hours of sleep” because you’re studying, you’re just gonna burn out quicker, forget the information you’re trying to cram, and cause your brain to cannibalize itself.

Do not compete by making unhealthy habits. This will only fuck you up in the long run.

[inatcanids]

Red Fox (Vulpes vulpes)

Observed by irkuem, CC BY-NC

[foxpost-generator]

where the fuck did you get that

[joze1123]

Afterlight Author: Sangu Mandanna

Title: 「A Witch's Guide to Magical Innkeeping」「The Very Secret Society of Irregular Witches」

[shittyidea]

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

[chinchillasinunison]

indeed.com: hello person with a graphic design degree we think you'll be great match for (checks notes) dying in a coal mine

[jubs]

🎷🐛

[dailyclassicart]

Themistokles von Eckenbrecher - "In Nærøyfjord, near Dyrdal" (1914)

[swingsdown]

Item: Your First Video Game Rarity: ⏶ Common

What was your first video game?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

snek

[sexchangewerewolf]

[paper-star]

long time no see

on occasion,

my mother will hand me a sack of things.

“old jewelry, a purse you would like. some vitamins and supplements, too.”

and in between all the proof that

she thinks about me every day and wants me to be happy

and want for nothing,

there is always

something sharp and sweet and terribly sad—

a photo, or a hundred

of a life once lived and not completed,

a golden band that doesn’t mean anything

in today’s dollars,

letters that reference a long-buried love.

evidence of youth and joy that looks and feels decades old.

when my fingers pass over the ring, smudge the paper, wrinkle the photos,

i am consumed with a longing i can’t describe,

and resentment fills a thimble in my chest.

but love is like that, i suppose—

when you pass down love, the hurt comes with it, too.

perhaps that’s why it is love.

[stargazermeadow]

yall should take this face blindness test and rb with what you got bc im curious

70-75

65-70

60-65

55-60

50-55

45-50

40-45

<40

Voting ended onMar 23

Interactive measure of face memory, free, 3-6 minutes.

[riddlebanshee]

POLLS ACCURATELY REFLECT VOTES, EVEN IF THEY DON'T REFLECT NOTES

Vote here if you hate the new tumblr update!

If we can't see an accurate reflection of the notes on any post,

We can use votes to show the reality of our feedback!

The number of votes on a post doesn't seem to change with the reblog,

(Since it would affect totalling, and all,)

So let's get an accurate tally of JUST how much we don't like this.

Reblogging is encouraged!! Spread this around as much as you like

Vanilla Extract

Bald

Voting ended onMar 23

If everyone who sees this casts a vote, it's hard to deny the numbers...

[marimbles]

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

[marimbles]

staff next week: Don’t you hate when you catch up to yourself on your dash and have to wait for new posts? Such a moodkiller. Well, good news: We have finally fixed this so you’ll never run out of Tumblr goodness again! The Following, For You, and Your Tags dashboards are now combined to give you one streamlined feed. Posts with high engagement that are most relevant to your interests will prioritized on your dash so you never miss out on your next favorite thing. (But don’t worry, you’ll still see the posts of the people you follow! Just not all of them, and not in chronological order.)

Happy scrolling, and you’re welcome 😎

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[yesornopolls]

Besides paying for a residence or buying a vehicle, have you ever spent more than $1000 in a single transaction?

Besides paying for a residence or buying a vehicle, have you ever spent more than $1000 in a single transaction?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 24