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If you're looking for my book When the Healer Dies, check out my sideblog @wthd-official! note: i am a minor, and this blog reblogs mainly political things.

[telumendils]

hello, average tumblr user. your challenge is to name a canonically lesbian female character in the tags of this post. if you name a male character for any reason, you will be shot in the head. good luck.

[swirly-potato]

the government is collapsing, war is everywhere and the earth is boiling alive. can i have some good news please? i want some good news. i'm tired

[swirly-potato]

what do you mean, you embrace what i flee from? what do you mean, you envy and desire the features that i try so desperately to hide? we are so different and yet so similar. *licks your forehead*

[catullyst]

one of the reasons i gotta get good at drawing is to redesign the fate series' stupid shitty ugly ass servant designs. the fuck you mean you unironically made a white gilgamesh and white enkidu, turned caeneus into a big booba waifu, and 99% of your merch is the same woman with G cups in her underwear. i will fucking kill you and rake your organs over scorching coals.

[swirly-potato]

G-CUPS IN HER UNDERWEAR???? HOW BIG ARE HER BALLS

[swirly-potato]

oh i think i might've misunderstood

[catullyst]

one of the reasons i gotta get good at drawing is to redesign the fate series' stupid shitty ugly ass servant designs. the fuck you mean you unironically made a white gilgamesh and white enkidu, turned caeneus into a big booba waifu, and 99% of your merch is the same woman with G cups in her underwear. i will fucking kill you and rake your organs over scorching coals.

[swirly-potato]

G-CUPS IN HER UNDERWEAR???? HOW BIG ARE HER BALLS

[swirly-potato]

i'm not quite sure how to explain this but here goes:

i dislike it when male characters that struggle with their masculinity are immediately fandom-coded as transfem.

i do not dislike trans women and transfem ppl. they are my sisters and siblings. we are all starved for representation.

but it hurts so much when i see a male character that tries his best to "be a man" and fails every time (just like me!) and everyone says "that's a woman!" because what does that say about me? it says that no matter how hard i try, i will always be a woman. i will always be a tomboy and never just a boy. i understand why this happens. i understand that the transfems are also looking to relate to someone. but if i say any of this, i will get ripped apart for "hating women," or for "wanting everything to revolve around men," or for any other thing that i don't intend.

perhaps (hear me out) we should...all have representation? and perhaps a character being queer-coded doesn't set their identity in stone, and the beauty of characters like Jax is that you can't examine him and walk away with a completely cis understanding of gender. he's not trans or cis or anything. he's an asshole purple rabbit.

headcanons are cool but they're not reality. i, personally, can say that i've been pushed out of mainstream online queer spaces because there's just no place for me there as a trans man. fandom's supposed to be for everyone, and me not sharing your headcanon doesn't make me a terf

[publicdescriptionsofthemoon]

on being raised on fairy tales in which you are the monster // a. m. h.

[thelightfluxtastic]

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ON BEING RAISED ON FAIRY TALES IN WHICH YOU ARE THE MONSTER

young one, there are things in this forest that want to hurt you yes, we mean the forest we are raising you in yes, we mean the forest we will not let you leave young one, the only things in this forest want to hurt you

young one, the things in this forest have claws and fangs yes, we mean claws like the ones on your hands yes, we mean fangs like the ones in your mouth yes, we mean you should avoid things with claws and fangs they are dangerous ang only want to hurt you

young one, everything in this forest needs to be killed they’re dangerous, too dangerous to live yes, we mean this forest that you are in yes, we mean this forest we will not let you leave

the things are so dangerous, young one yes, we mean things like you nothing good lives in this forest that’s why we won’t let anything leave

young one, why are you looking at us like that? why are you barring your fangs, slashing your claws? this is exactly what we mean everything in this forest wants to hurt us everything in this forest needs to be killed

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[swirly-potato]

fucking love the intersex flag so much. it is beautiful it is perfect to me. hell yea

[swirly-potato]

bringing this back for pride month 2025. community went "ya know what. we're whole and unbroken. let's put a circle on our flag"

"okay flag done. dippin'. yes it's simple but it has much symbolism and you can figure it out yourself"

[swirly-potato]

fucking love the intersex flag so much. it is beautiful it is perfect to me. hell yea

[swirly-potato]

gay pride month...july is disabled wrath month...november, lust month

[swirly-potato]

annual plants are such a fuckin scam dude. mfin weaksauce plant

[swirly-potato]

surnames in the Valley

based purely on vibes, by no means a comprehensive list. minor spoilers ahead for Stardew Valley.

so the only last name we have for the villagers is George and Evelyn Mullner. Alex's last name is probably different because Clara calls Evelyn 'Mama'. anyway i'm bored so here you go Pierre's last name is Mercier. Yes it's on the nose but I don't care because Abigail Mercier is a kickass name

Harvey's last name is Stern because the vibes are Correct

Assuming that Marnie has two brothers, if her last name is Cooper, Shane and Jas's last names would also be Cooper.

Demetrius's last name is Abara. Maru becomes Maru Abara. Robin takes her maiden name, Caddel, and becomes Robin Caddel-Abara. Sebastian keeps his father's name but takes on his mother's, too, making him Sebastian Caddel-Price. he signs the farmer's marriage documents with an SCP stamp.

But none of that can compare to what we're about to see. Krobus tries to blend into the human world by making himself a surname. He only knows one name- Krobus- so he rearranges the letters.

and now the roommate agreement is signed by Krobus Borkus.

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[swirly-potato]

you will always be famous

my brother in chicken nugget i have no clue what you are talking about

[swirly-potato]

[statement]

[somewhat comedic and witty response]

[bitegore]

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

[mirrorbird]

this is GENUINELY one of the best character development sheets I've ever seen. Cuts right to the core of what you and your readers will glom onto, doesn't waste time on details that don't directly affect the narrative. Stupendous. Effervescent. Finally, some good fucking food

[swirly-potato]

I LOVE YOU

[swirly-potato]

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