*yearns insanely*

Soren | 27 | he/it | bisexual | nsft no minors allowed | public universal freak

[noah-juicy1]

[mxqko]

dude. ive been rewatching this video all damn day.

[hazyhopepunk]

[mattsundaes]

in this house we respect the “we shouldn’t be doing this” to dry humping to wet messy pussyjob to “fuck it” creampies pipeline.

[switchenough]

bedmate can sleep through any fucking thing except me trying to crank one out i’m going to lose my fucking marbles

[elefuntboi]

My owner forcing me on a playdate with a different puppy because he knows i struggle with socializing. Luckily the other puppy is super social, and since the other puppy's owner explained that i just need some help, but I'm friendly otherwise. So puppy comes up to me, and tries to play. I reluctantly join a little while later i'm comfortable enough to follow the puppy into a different part of the house. Where the puppy pins me down, and starts dry humping on me. Both the owners eventually find puppy desperately trying to take off our pants and me whining. Both of our puppy parts are needy now. After they laugh a bit at their dumb dogs. They watch as the puppy successfully starts to rut me

[muttabuser]

Pup who sits by my side while I work just so I can stick my fingers in his mouth and let him suck on them until he nurses himself to sleep with his pretty head against my leg.

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

being told to "swallow," except instead of your cum its the roofie you slipped into my mouth. looking up at you with big stupid eyes while i do it <3

[switchenough]

having a bad night so i let my landlord stick it in me raw

[yoursweetcorpse]

referring to sex as mating. cock as knot. threatening to put puppies inside me. calling me a mutt. yanking my hair and making me pant. maybe it's a rite of passage for gay boys to become dogs, but who knows.

[princessgirlfreak]

[desperatehoney]

Oh nooooo don’t cum in meeeee I know I’m so wet and warm and tight and I make such cute little noises but don’tttttt

[objectofurdesire]

*flirting* i would be so easy to condition into a sex toy

[storyweavingspider]

There are many downsides to severe disability but nobody ever talks about the “get covered in warm gooey slime by a hot nurse” aspects

[storyweavingspider]

It’s like when your dentist is a hot woman only like 5 years older than you and you have to be Normal about someone beautiful shoving her fingers in your mouth and scolding you/praising you for your dental hygiene

Like ma’am I’m trying so so hard to be professional as a patient here but unfortunately I can only make this sound LESS sexual with effort.

[calxlac]

I have to go for yearly heart ultrasounds cause of some prescription drugs I'm on for life.

EVERY TIME it's a (different) hot male nurse who does it, and by "it" I mean lying me on my side, smearing my chest and stomach in lube and sitting behind me, practically spooning me while he presses the probe against me.

it's uhh a lot

[haemoerotic]

It’s literally our moral duty to eroticize dehumanizing medical procedures.

There is a brutal and dispassionate older woman slowly pushing needles into my flesh, telling me not to move or I’ll mess up the results, and then shocking me through the needles. She’s bored, I can tell, and I’m trying so so hard to be a good subject for her, fighting against my most basic animal instincts to stay still and docile and compliant. Afterwards, she tells me I did such a good job, and the enthusiasm in her voice is almost believable.

There is a beautiful tech with the deepest eyes I’ve ever seen strapping me down onto a table, making sure I can’t turn my head even a little bit. The machine clunks and hums around me as he sends me into it, translating my body into data and form. I’m completely immobilized, which is a relief because it means I can just give up control of my body, surrender the small field of vision I have left to close my eyes, and just listen to his voice as he walks me through the steps he’s taking to see all the way into my organs.

There’s a woman roughly my age, maybe a few years younger. She’s nervous. She forgets to turn on the machine before she lubes me up, has to change gloves to turn it on and laughs, high-pitched, when I tell her if she wanted more time with my shirt off she could have just asked me to dinner. Her mentor is standing over us, quietly guiding her through the steps. He doesn’t see me, just his student and the tools and the material she’s working with. She pushes the probe up under my ribs, grinds it against the bottom of my ribcage in a flash of pain, murmurs a quiet apology in my ear. Her hands are shaking a little. I tell her she’s doing a great job; she flushes a deep red. She points out the flutter of my aortic valve with something like wonder in her voice.

And you’re telling me I’m not supposed to be into this?

[storyweavingspider]

[switchenough]

he’s so beautiful i’m going to be sick. i’m going to burst into flame. i need to be lobotomized

[switchenough]

if i’d been born with a cock, i’d be letting that thang flop around free in nothing but a skimpy little skirt way too often

[quietwingsinthesky]

“this character is too pure/kind/good to be a sadist” i think that guy jerks off to the thought of beating his partner’s ass purple 👍

[quietwingsinthesky]

i mean, if you’d like, he can get super flustered about it and try to pretend he doesn’t, or he can have a huge guilt complex about his desires seemingly being at odds with his own ideal version of himself and how much he loves his partner, but at the end of the day, he’s still got one hand over his mouth to muffle his own whining as he thinks about having them in tears and begging for him to stop. true about all characters who are pure of heart, they told me so themselves

[switchenough]

getting better and better at eating more often and maintaining an appetite (yay!) and i’m finally starting to put on weight and holy shit it’s making me hot

i didn’t even realize how scarecrow i looked before but now my hips and ass and thighs are filling out and i’m getting curvy and seeing myself in the mirror makes me so fucking hard

now i just gotta get back on the workout routine, get some bounce to my ass, some definition to my thighs and back and shoulders, and i’ll be ready to kill. i’d also love to bulk up my shoulders and arms but i don’t think i’ll find the discipline to pull that off pre-t. going to have to see how things go