Swoote

23 yrs old. He/him/his. Imagine Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairpsray but more attention-seeking. That's me!

[allergydyke]

[cipheramnesia]

in the TikTok robot lady voice

[backsack]

Visit Original Link

[hogmaildotclom]

hot dr pepper will replace water by 2019 and blood by 2023

[queenwhiskey]

[rintezukas]

they shoudve let ursula k leguin write a pokemon game

[germanmilfs]

hey what the hell now im lactating and growing hips? whats going on

[germanmilfs]

[chatdy]

You heard him

[heateron]

[spirulin4]

[antibrazil-deactivated20220608]

[spirulin4]

[brucebocchi]

you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

[shelgon]

Ninth Generations of Pokémon, Happy Pokémon Day! 

[adobe-outdesign]

the entire fandom, yelling at the cat to stay quadrupedal

[charlesoberonn]

You can tell the designer of this playground studied color theory.

[doomstar]

sorry this is the funniest fucking post i have ever seen

[redpandarascal]

[astagfirulah-deactivated2025020]

homophobia is funny sometimes

[astagfirulah-deactivated2025020]

[astagfirulah-deactivated2025020]

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

Rami Wants a Treat

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I thought this was the intro to some gay porn

[unclefather]

if i saw jeff bezos in public i would lift my titty up and smash it down on his bald head and burst it like a melon

[unclefather]

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]

[paintedcowboy]

reminds me of Katy Perry looking in Rihanna’s purse at that award show and finding a gun...

[ketamineboy-deactivated20211204]

every day i think about senor y senora gucci y bugs

[bunniefriend-deactivated2022111]