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showerthoughtsofficial

Pulling the plug on a braindead patient is like kicking him for inactivity

agayzing-angel-deactivated20190

@turning-point-albania you know what to say

turning-point-albania

Boy, isn’t it interesting how this resembles…

BIDEO GAME????

qualitytimeswithqualitylads

Me unplugging my comatose son following a tragic accident: “fuck this reminds me of video game”

666drazil

casualblessings

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

jjsinterlude

And your bills.

denisefromgrovestreet

Amen.

say-prettyy-pleasee

And some just for yourself and personal needs

poetiic-motion

And some for unexpected emergencies and paid drills

creammmmycococenter

And some to help those who deserve it

chosenperspective-deactivated20

And enough to build your savings

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

speciesofleastconcern

ragnaroksuite

some of you have never been eight years old and loved snakes and your brother knew that you loved snakes so he transformed himself into a snake, and then when you went to pick up the snake he transformed back into himself and went “blergh, it’s me!” and stabbed you and it really shows

justcatposts

You gotta see the reaction when this German Shepard realizes his owner isn’t behind him…

eb0lagay

that was so intense

juuliaroberts

where is her oscar I’m shaken

pocketss

it’s just one of those croissant days

pocketss

we love a recovery

maxknightley

for real, though, why do recipes consistently tell you to use less herbs and spices in than you should. fuck your “two cloves of garlic,” fuck your “half teaspoon of cinnamon,” and you can absolutely go to hell with your “dash of black pepper”

maxknightley

I’m pretty sure that the only time I’ve ever actually managed to overseason food was when working with balsamic vinegar, which is the most overpowering motherfucker of a sauce known to man

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i appreciate the energy and anger in this post, which is righteous and just

alexisthenedd

A friend once tried to replicate my burrito bowl recipe from the same online link I used and was upset it didn’t come out as flavorful, so I had to tell him to imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly. He nailed those burrito bowls next time.

yesbothways

“imagine that every online recipe is written by a midwestern white lady who thinks ketchup is spicy and adjust the spices accordingly“

gardenoffish

Peter b Parker: Michelle Obama is president in this universe?

Miles: yeah? Who’s president in your universe?

Miles: why are you crying?

sadlean-deactivated20140712

existenceisanillusion

broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

neogale

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

captainlordauditor

only corn

teaboot

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

dankmemesforsadteens

a good evolution

lierdumoa

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

I’M

surprisebitch

fuckheads-revenge

As an update, they’ve moved into a house together and are still super cute

officialwayneenterprises123-dea

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.