get bugged IGIOT

Sam . He/Him . Ask me about Amoe pls

[swordsxsarcasm]

i think gods given up on trying to make sense of my existence. these are the highlight of my life. thank you.

[swordsxsarcasm]

im sorry.

[swordsxsarcasm]

another atrocity joins the ranks

[swordsxsarcasm]

i think disgust is the right emotion.

[datarep]

Averaged Faces of Members of the 116th United States Congress

[siderealsandman]

It’s him, Gerry Mandering

[sleepy-bebby]

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

[buttercup-gamer]

Absolutely

[girlwave]

respect our men in uniform (goths in the summer)

[hornetstabber]

[ask-crammaster-ham]

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.

[aserande]

[girlblocker]

tumblr blaze premium mode where it shows ur posts specifically to people who have u blocked

[heckyeahponyscans]

It’s so fitting that the “lock your posts behind a paywall” Tumblr feature was universally panned while the “force total strangers to see your shitposts” feature is celebrated

[notagiraffe]

Things I'm predicting for Tumblr blaze

1. Call out posts

2. Promoting your own fanfic

3. Petty drama from an obscure fandom that makes no sense without context

4. Some wild nonsense related to supernatural

5. Everyone pay $10 to post this same picture so we can break tumblr

6. "If you don't pay to boost a post about *current event* then you're a bad person"

7. Discourse about all of the above

[minecraft]

the Dry Valleys in the Transantarctic Mountains are just like “fuck it, we don’t have to put anything here, it’s not part of the main map we’ll finish it later”.

[minecraft]

unfinished zone vibes

[sailor-arashi]

It is one of the driest places on Earth and has not seen rain for nearly 2 million years

So the name is very very literal.  Wow.

[minecraft]

[partyhatjigglypuff]

y’all there isn’t even LIFE here!! basically no evidence of microbial life (if the Wikipedia page is to be believed)

[minecraft]

there is nothing to see in the dry valleys. do not look at them and do not investigate them.

[hollowtones]

when you have a fictional character you can make up anything you want & it’s awesome 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[sexycraisinthanos]

[ibuprofengirl]

stories where the past is a wound that refuses to heal

[ibuprofengirl]

ok stories where the past is an itch you keep absentmindedly scratching and wonder why the burning is getting worse

[ibuprofengirl]

all i’m saying is: the past is a bodily sensation

[woodsyowl]

i think a found footage movie that is framed as twitch livestream could be really interesting or a horrible train wreck but i defiantly want it either way.

[woodsyowl]

concept art

[evilwizard]

oh wise wizard, do you have a spell to acquire... (whispers) *bitches*?

*extremely loudly so every wizard at the wizard party can hear* do you speak to me now of… maidens?

i will tell you one thing, those bitches love a bitch who is kind and understanding

[weaver-z]

Imagine being a reverse Superman where you're really weak and struggle to keep up with your peers for your whole life until you learn that you're actually just from a race of aliens with comparatively shit body strength. This is the premise of Tarzan

[imgladyourehereholdme]

be careful. being a silly billy is a gateway drug to becoming a full blown funny bunny