Swozor's Blog

Scottish gay and my many nerdy interests, and occasionally personal posts He/Him. Please subscribe to my Channel www.youtube.com/swozor

[rotsnovelization]

Revenge of the Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

[asvpfrenchy]

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

[hitmonvers]

this is about bottoming

[swozor]

It is rather amusing but also embarrassing how often people mistake me and my partner for a father/son

[trashdogpenultimate]

celebrate fathers day by knocking that boy up

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.

Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.

Amazing. Stunning. 10/10

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:

Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[swozor]

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[blue--folder]

Every time I see news coverage of a protest I remember this image of a single overturned trashcan in front of The Washington Post building

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

the thrilling sequel

[stevishabitat]

[eternallovers65]

them>>>>>>>>>the rest of the movies industry

Bonus:

[ivy-michaels]

[ozempicofficial]

[lowpawly]

I hate that like when arguing with christians about how they think that homosexuality is a sin because of the bible its a faux pas to be like ok well that's not real

[lowpawly]

I do not care about someone's personal creation mythology but when we are talking about like actual legislation that decides equal rights it is like ok you cannot just say source: religious document. why is that even allowed or taken seriously

[pedro-reed]

Peter Parker voiced by Jake Johnson SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018), directed by Peter Ramsey, Bob Persichetti & Rodney Rothman

[forcearama]

My favorite thing about the Obi-Wan Show is that Anakin is completely and utterly unhinged and 10000% obsessed with Obi-Wan, and Obi-Wan -- who didn't even know Anakin was STILL ALIVE as recently as like, 48 hours ago -- has like 5 minutes of freaking out and then just more or less rolls with this and immediately goes into Anakin Management Mode.

"What?! He's still alive, and still insane, and still trying to murder me? That...is very upsetting! OK! Throw that one on the trauma pile, I guess! What's that, I can now share visions with him across space while we're both wet and naked? Well! That's a new one! Didn't super know that was a thing. Great -- I was so hoping to have a lasting and deeply intimate supernatural bond with a mass murderer. That's gonna probably continue to be annoying for awhile. Hmm? I'm sorry, did you say he LIVES on Mustafar now?Jesus Fucking Christ. Of course he does. He has never let anything go, ever.For fuck's sake. All right, no time to dwell on this -- listen up everyone: here's how we're gonna outsmart this dumbass because nobody knows him better than me"

[beardedmrbean]

nice

[leresq]

WE LOVE YOU PEDRO