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âi donât get what you even see in ____.â âtheyâre not right for you, you know.â âwhy do you keep staring at him/her?â âwhy do you always win?â âhey â can you get off their dick for five seconds?â âitâs almost like youâre dating them.â âitâs almost like you married them.â âyou like him/her a lot, donât you?â âi never thought iâd lose to someone like him/her.â âchose between him/her or me.â âme? JEALOUS?!âŠ.. HAHAHAHAHahaHAHAhAhahHA⊠yes.â âme? JEALOUS? youâre out of your mind.â â Whoa, are you okay? â â You took that hit pretty hard⊠â â Donât stand up yet. â â You look like shit. â â Here, let me help you. â âShit, Iâm being attacked by porcelain clowns.â âI think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.â âIâm fine with you punching me in the nads, but donât you mess with my Pepsi.â âI need to like, cry.â âWe have to put a warning label on _____.â âWhat? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?â âYeah, but isnât your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.â âIf only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.â âOnce I got punched in the dick and I didnât even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.â âNootnoot. The musical.â âI want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.â âEternal suffering isnât as bad as they all say!â âI canât believe ______ is fergalicious.â âon a scale of one to ten⊠how illegal do you think doing this is?â âokay, but, consider this: i donât care. iâm gonna do it.â âthere are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.â â You donât have to be afraid of me. â â Why isnât it coming after us? â â You mean⊠you arenât going to eat me? â â Iâm gonna make some weird shit. â  â Aww man, whatâd they do to you? â â I told you something didnât feel right. â â I told you soâ? Just what I need to hear right now. â â You look like Mary Poppins. â â No. Iâm not leaving without him/her. â â Many things about this are not good. â â Itâs so ugly you could almost feel sorry for it. â â You sure youâre okay? â â Hey⊠are you alright? â â Iâm finally ready to face my fears head on. Letâs do this. â â There goes my appetite. â â You arenât seriouslyâŠ? Yes, yes you are. âÂ










