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slime/star/she enby multifandom 23 twit: dearestmrdarcy

[foryoupeko]

What if Miu wanted to be the class's bicycle but no one wanted a ride

[ultrasublimedelusionredux]

Illustrations from "War of the Worlds" by H.G Wells, 1964

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[devilmeows]

nouvelle copypasta française vient de drop

[devilmeows]

translation for the english speakers:

"yesterday. the youth. they'd rather go to the JAPAN🇯🇵 expo. rather than celebrate our national holiday. our great and beautiful country. they buy. yaoi. yes you heard me right. yaoi. on the 14th of july our great nation's national holiday. on that day they buy yaoi."

[platonicallyalone]

this pic here its so funny like..

girl your boyfriend its voiding new york its not the time to yearn. STAND UP!

[spicy-ryls]

red string

[itzpristelle]

Has someone done this yet

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

comes across a funny cum joke on the internet, takes a bite of my turkey leg and whips my jewel encrusted wine chalice around while bellylaughing

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[gambitgambino]

woe Carnivàle Lecroux gang be upon yee

[stellalights]

another piece i did for the bunny boy zine :3 office halloween party

[whitepeopletwitter]

True freedom.

[funnelcloudd]

Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man

[curioscurio]

[cumaeansibyl]

my parents trying to get ahold of me in 1998

[shencomix]

[yrakenveitbluther-deactivated20]

this is gonna enter my vocabulary for sure

[enki2]

[wormswurld]

thinking about that damn kiss between art and patrick. GOD. !!!!!! they were going at it hardddd nghmmmmm…….. so aggressive n passionate FUCK! art’s pink wet lips crashing into patrick’s all desperately, patrick’s tongue ! both of them wanting to consume the other.. i’m dizzzzzyyyyy 😵‍💫