Jellyfish Babe

I have no idea what I'm doing Icon: bird-son Have a nice day!

[foulserpent]

i am fast and full of teeth. i willl die in a barn fire

[plantparenthood]

are you a .. .horse

[planetvoid]

[happy-radio]

PET THE BOY

[rosebud-wizard]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

you can literally lay in bed and eat a block of cheese like an apple and it’s not illegal

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[marvelsmostwanted]

Everyone is freaking out about Donald Trump Jr because he openly admitted to colluding with Russia on behalf of his father’s campaign, and meanwhile all I can think about is that scene in Goblet of Fire where they’re in court and the witness is like “it was Barty Crouch….” [dramatic pause] “…Junior!” and everybody gasps

[awed-frog]

Do I need to say something?

Nah.

[whitebeltwriter]

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing

[lesbianshepard]

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones. 

[chirasul]

[user73919363749313-deactivated2]

Somebody did a Dat Boi cosplay. When they were walking down the main corridor people from either side of the hall and the balconies saw him and started screaming “OH SHIT” “ITS DAT BOI” “OH SHIT WHADDUP” and it was the best echo I’ve ever heard

[kindredkastle]

@sydphozoa this would be you

[sydphozoa]

THIS WOULD SO BE ME

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[suspend]

boys who arent afraid to tell u when they miss u are the best

[dulect]

[thekwikemart]

[jonbutter]

this is the exact opposite of “can you kids lighten up a bit”

[king-satan-nipple]

[sixpenceee]

The above is a blade made of meteorite. How wicked is this! (Source)

[whimsimoon-archive]

Listen fam…if you’re not trying to stab me with this knife don’t bother stabbing me at all…

[apple-cinnamon-roll]

This is like Sokka’s sword from Avatar

[honeymoonclub-deactivated202009]

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[hairbrush9]

@04577

[eroscestlavie]

when u die this is what u see 

[xetl]

alright this is one of the best ones so far

[romancenoire]