ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals
this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut
and english is their 4th language
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ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals
this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut
and english is their 4th language
@staff as a Tumblr user for the last 12+ years, the idea of reblogs turning to "Twitter/Bluesky-like" chains is repulsive beyond comprehension. Tumblr is a blogging website. What makes Tumblr unique is the reblog system, where users can reblog a post to their blog and others can do the same.
What's NOT unique is hiding reblogs behind separate "chains." That just makes navigating this site even worse. Not only that, but it kills engagement.
Listen to the users of this website and DO NOT consider implementing this update @staff
Calling all fellow antifascist himejoshis! This one is for you!! All proceeds are going to my favorite local anti-fascist group! ✊
Person A: Most people I’m pointing a gun at don’t look at me like that. Person B: Then they’re fools. I promise, the gun makes you look a hundred times hotter. Person A: I will shoot you. Person B: You’d be a tease if you didn’t.
fandom etiquette as a whole died when people who didn’t grow up on fandoms became stans during lockdown, yes, but why am i seeing people openly mocking fics on twitter. why am i seeing screenshots of fics with captions like “bro what is this 😭.” why am i seeing people mock fic writers for not knowing how sports or theater or college or any other organization operates in the real world.
“college is absolutely nothing like this” “why are we writing four people on the team scoring a hat trick in one game” “so tech work is nothing like this, hope that helps!”
if you don’t like a fic, and if you can’t suspend your belief enough to enjoy a fic that exaggerates or ignores real-world orgs, you don’t have to read it. you don’t have to screenshot it and put it on blast for twitter. you don’t have to post a link to it in the replies. the back button is literally there on your phone. it’s not giving baby’s first fandom anymore, it’s giving entitled asshole and it isn’t as cute as you think it is.
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The OT3 thinks that everyone knows they are together but no one else has figured it out
OT+ going undercover as a couple
Historical au: everyone thinks the OT3 is a love triangle
Quasi and Phoebus's frenemie-ship is everything to me tbh <3
Messy screenshot redraw because this movie is absolutely gorgeous, and I want to figure out Esmeralda's design a bit more.
Timelapse (plus another redraw I didn't finish) under the cut.
Esmeralda/Phoebus/Quasimodo OT3 Headcanons
Warnings: Period-typical racism and homophobia, nsfw at the end
~SFW~
Who fell first?
Quasi fell first, Phoebus fell hardest
seriously, have you seen the way Phoebus looks at Esmeralda? Bro would stare at Esme and Quasi with hearts in his eyes
But Quasi wouldn't get it and think that Phoebus is jealous in some way and keep his distance
Meanwhile Phoebus is having a crisis right next to him
That man would stareTM until Esmeralda asks him about it. He confesses that he likes Quasi too and she's kinda confused but vibes with it. She used to have butterflies around both of them too but decided to go with Phoebus because she felt like Quasi needed some more time to be ready for a relationship. But as she thinks about it, she comes to the conclusion that she still likes both.
Esmeralda deals with it the easiest. "So I like these two men, and these two men like me. What's a poor girl to do? Date both!"
Dates include:
Esmeralda and Phoebus do social stuff together like going to the market or taverns.
Quasi and Phoebus love to leave town and walk through nature, climb trees or go swimming. They also enjoy climbing on rooftops together. - Esme and Quasi do a lot of creative stuff together. He teaches her how to make wooden figured. She teaches him how to dance. There's lots of talking- Quasi loves to talk about his knowledge of history of the Bible and he will passionately ramble about it without realizing (Esmeralda loves it) - The three of them enjoy a picnic on the roof of Notre Dame, stargazing, talking about everything for hours while drinking wine.
Sleeping arrangements vary:
They can't always sleep together. Esmeralda still mainly lives with her people and doesn't want to give that up. She stays over a couple times a week.
There used to be platonic cuddles in the beginning, which turned less platonic over time.
Since their relationship changed, its mostly Phoebus and Quasi sharing a bed.
When Esmeralda's over, she's usually in the middle since both of her partners want to enjoy the rare occasion of her in their bed.
Quasi can't sleep on his back so spooning is their most common way to sleep.
All three struggle with nightmares at some point. When Esmeralda goes through phases like that, she tends to sleep at Notre Dame or one of her partners will visit her.
General Headcanons:
Quasi composes music on the bells for his lovers. He sometimes plays one of his pieces when he misses them and Esmeralda and Phoebus will hear it from wherever they are and think of him, too.
Esmeralda and Phoebus are really into Quasi's physical strength. He carries them around the cathedral sometimes- or throws them in the air
One time, Quasi and Phoebus need to babysit Djali. They will never do that again.
Phoebus dislikes the idea of becoming a soldier again, especially after Esmeralda tells him stories about her experiences with soldiers. After so much war, he'd rather do honest work that doesn't involve violence
He's strongly traumatized by the war and Esmeralda didn't get to see the full damage of it up until a while into the relationship
They have to keep their relationship a secret. They are friends to the public and it's safer that way. Although there are all kinds of rumors going on, ranging from harmless town gossip to deeply racist ideas. Somehow nobody catches on the romance between Phoebus and Quasi. The three had to find a way to deal with it.
The only people who know about the relationship are the gargoyles and Clopin (he knows everything, I mean he turned Quasi's tragic life story into a puppet play)
Quasi has a crisis because he likes men. He is also really surprised when he learns that Phoebus has had love affairs with men in the military (I mean come on, he fucked men for sure, he was in the military for god knows how many years)
Phoebus is fucking chill. Like, least jealous guy ever. Like "my wife really loves this other guy, good for her. They look hot together anyway"
Esmeralda is very confident but she still appreciates when her partners reassure her after she heard a nasty comment on the street.
Esmeralda and Phoebus can and will protect Quasi from mean people. You made a comment? Prepare to suffer.
Their relationship works because they have different, yet matching dynamics
Depending on the adaptation:
Esmeralda and Phoebus learning sign language
Phoebus is really quick at picking up signs, he seems to know at least a couple of languages but he struggles with the syntax
Meanwhile Esmeralda tends to forget signs but she has a good feeling for the language and knows how to express herself with her (yet) limited knowledge
~NSFW~
Figuring out how to manage being intimate was pretty difficult (they couldn't just ask other people). That left them with having to experiment.
Quasimodo struggled with sexual stuff at first for various reasons. For one, he was raised by the incel-king Frollo himself, so sex was generally frowned upon. It took him a long time to unlearn that. Then, he is scared that his partners think he's unattractive and are repulsed by him. So it took him a long time to be comfortable with being intimate but his partners happily waited until he was ready.
Esmeralda and Phoebus make sure to make Quasimodo feel wanted.
lots of affirmations
"you're doing so well, love"
"please do that again"
"i love seeing you like this"
"i want you. now."
actually works. Quasi tends to forget about everything else during sex and just feels so normal
When it comes to sex, Phoebus is really chill. And a voyeur. Sometimes he will just watch his partners get each other off, which in return also gets him off. Esmeralda teases him about that a lot.
Lots of teasing. Especially between Esmeralda and Phoebus. Quasi enjoys listening to it but it takes some time for him to build up the confidence to tease and let himself be teased
They treat sex like a group project
especially when two of them focus on one partner at a time
Esme and Phoebus are pretty open about it within their safe space
Favorite make out place: the rooftop
different, but the same
These were meant to be "quick sketches" to explore some poses, but whoops!
Timelapse under the cut
big shout out to the fan artists, fic writers and general fandom posters who have dedicated themselves to creating content for forgotten or cult classic animated movies. you guys are the realest ones out there and your passion brings me endless joy
Modern AU Frollo Headcanons (Disney Version)
I'm horrible, I selfship with Frollo, fuck this world.
He absolutely uses Viagra to get his meat baguette to stand but pretends it’s for “circulatory health.” Keeps the bottle hidden behind law textbooks and a Latin Bible he never actually reads.
Calls it his “medication” and glares at anyone who even implies it’s for anything else. Gets deeply offended if a pharmacist smiles knowingly.
Spends an unhealthy amount of time on WebMD convincing himself his issues are caused by stress, society, and “moral decay,” not his own repression.
Owns a gym membership he never uses. Tells people he’s “too disciplined for vanity,” but really he hates mirrors.
Has a private Notes app folder titled “Temptations” that’s just screenshots of Instagram models and immediately followed by paragraphs of self-loathing.
Tries to shame himself into functioning better. It does not work. He doubles down anyway.
Hates modern dating apps but still has accounts on all of them “to understand the enemy.” His bios are terrifying.
Absolutely spirals if a woman flirts with him. Either freezes or becomes aggressively condescending.
Would rather blame the modern world, women, youth culture, and Paris itself than admit he has unresolved issues.
Thinks therapy is a scam. Would benefit from it more than anyone alive.
Update : I was on alcohol when I made this. wtf.
I agree with all of these. If I may add, he's also a cop and loves beating up minorities
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