But It Lives Where I Live

max | carrd

[doyoubi]

hi I’m max: I’m 30, I use any pronouns. I’ve had this blog since early 2011.

I like cooking, comic books (x-comics mostly), goku, and playing bad apps.

I’m gay with @butchcable

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[mysimspc]

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[segamascott]

[kingworm]

rest in peace george michael you would’ve done numbers on here

[pansyfemme]

i dont even have to be friends with a girl to want her to dump her boyfriend

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[wovi]

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the ladies’ home journal, sept 1948

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[doyoubi]

wikihow's advice on dealing with having no friends is "make a youtube video"

[dickmaster]

Cunty little thing isnt it

[pangur-and-grim]

this is huge… a three chair event

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish