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max | carrd

[doyoubi]

hi I’m max: I’m 30, I use any pronouns. I’ve had this blog since early 2011.

I like cooking, comic books (x-comics mostly), goku, and playing bad apps.

I’m gay with @butchcable

[iftadwascool]

[backsack]

here comes the airplane

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

If Utena Tenjou ate a lithium-ion battery, she would turn into an electric car, not an airplane.

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[canonicallyginger]

Thats not what "here comes the airplane" is referring to. The phrase "here comes the airplane" is something parents (supposedly) say when feeding fussy infants. The joke is that it looks like someone is gently feeding her a battery, not that a battery causes airplanes or whatever yall thought

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

👥 Readers added context they thought people might want to know

The phrase “Here comes the airplane” is spoken by parents while feeding their babies batteries, so that their babies can become airplanes. Becoming an airplane is considered good because it is a high-paying job. Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

If you were on a plane about to crash and there was only one parachute, which member of The Beatles would you give it to?

Paul Simon

Yoko Ono

George Michael

Patrick Starr

Remaining time: 7 hours 20 minutes

[fireproofs]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[rosepaya]

[homunculus-argument]

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

[oldblankcanv-deactivated2022011]

May I propose the fill ins?

[rat-in-impossible-location]

#i am undiagnosing myself with 'adhd' and rediagnosing myself with 'cursed by wizard'

[escuerzoresucitado]

[lordofthewheeks]

[avpd-pain]

[anomaloc4ris]

[kaylmao]

op must have been on meatloaf and mashed potatoes when they posted this

[punkedupfae]

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[serenity-bitty]

reminds me of

the shellfish allergy NO NO FUCKING S HRIMP OR HE D IE post

[p1netre3s]

reminded me of this

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom