welcome to the shit show

sylviannotapokemon's phone account

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Intro post

Name: Sylvian. No I am not a Pokémon

Age: hehe, no🤨

Timezone: you can ask my wife and moots about it

This person identifies as: lesbian, gender fluid, ace spectrum, demiromantic

I am adhd and something, and have texting anxiety however if you have a shared common interest I will yapp with you about it

Likes: Cats, crochet, my wife, caffeine, drawing, writing, theater, thrift stores, reading

Dislikes: An orange troll that no one likes, transphobes, homophobes, pedophiles, Isreal's government 🍉, xenophobes, anyone who's a discriminating ass hole.

My alt acc is something I can't remember as of late

🤺I⚔️ have⚔️ a⚔️WIFE🤺⚔️🩸🩸RAGHHHHH

[existennialmemes]

Friday the Thirteenth, Pi Day, Ides of March, then you have to land the double jump right into St. Paddy's Day to complete the combo move.

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Aurora borealis 10/10/2025

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Two photo dumps of Mango in the same day! (Tumblr has a limit of 10 per post and I love my princess)

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Mango photo dump

[ireallyfuckinghatecoffee]

I GET SO FUCKING HAPPY WHENEVER SOMEONE USES THEY/THEM ON ME ITS CRAZY

everyone uses she/her because I say I use she/they and it's the easier one ig but it makes me supes happy when they use they them

[elvisomar]

[k1rap1ka]

Commission with sweet mertur 💋

(commissioner's au where merlin is the court magician)

[sylvainus-notaspider]

I want the gender from this drawing

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Dear Tumblr, how does one get rid of a crush, no laws broken please?

[frontmansdefender]

[gnar-slabdash]

Oh good, now I have a cheat sheet for Uncensored Nate

[teaboot]

I’ve narrowed it down to these three top reasons OP should be allowed to commit arson

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Walking around with this sheet in hand and pointedly taking it out and methodically searching through it every time I want to say something

[recoiloperated]

This is killing me.

[blockiestone82]

Excuse me, sir, has to be my favorite of the list

[notozthewizard]

Read this lovely fic not too long ago and the difference in povs between these two made it so funny I had to sketch sth inspired by it

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sylvainus-notaspider]

This is a good fic 👌 ✨️

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Some days I wonder if this is what my great grandma Morgan felt

To leave her home, her family, her life behind for I, it feels like being stabbed with a knife

I am scared, terrified for me, my family, my love as people are going blind

Blind in a way they are filled with hate and rage simply because you exist in a certain way

I am torn between my home and hope as my home is no longer safe

Great grandma Morgan, who moved from her home to this land at my age, is this how you felt?

And if so may you give me strength

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[sharkboxes]

[hp-mineccraft-deactivated202607]

If I don’t see each and every single one of you reblogging this, I swear to god

[cityglowing]

This user is very fucking Jewish and hates all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :D

[woodstockgirlie]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And y’all better get off this user’s blog if you don’t hate all fucking Nazis and Anti-Semites! :DD

[kingofbattletoasters]

Curb stomp nazi

[leedraws2much]

Susie is here to remind you to swing an axe at ur local nazi

[chaos-triangle]

I hate nazis! *Throws glitter at the nazis*

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

hi *sends my army of goose at the nazis*

[wheezecheese]

fun fact: punch Nazis any time you see one!

[scooburst]

piano

[olysr]

*throws a frying pan at nazi*

I hate them too^^

[red-leaderz]

what about a car. Or uhhhh. bomb. can we bomb nazis

[the7highplugs]

Yes

[litiocandic]

^

[ilovewomen--8]

dont know the artist someone on my snap put this on their story but it fits

[asimplestardewfarmer]

We’ve had to say a lot of stuff

We thought was fucking obvious

Like, “Yes, It’s okay to punch nazis!”

-Cheap Perfume

the fact that we have to clarify this still like why is the bare fucking minimum actually not even the bare minimum below that something people still fail at to just be a decent person

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[sylvainus-notaspider]

I do :)

[thatoneannoyingbtch]

Eventually your favorite fandom will forever be forgotten... except you the Merlin fandom you'll never die out and its kinda concerning.

[sylvainus-notaspider]

We are the once and future fandom. We live until merlin is reunited with his king, and until he is, we wander just as our fandom father does.

[sylvainus-notaspider]

Here's my thoughts on CK's death

No, I don't think he deserved to die. I think he needed to go to prison and face the rotten conditions he wanted people to endure because death, in my opinion, is the easy way out. He deserved to endure the abuse he wanted women to endure. Yes, the irony of it is good, but he was also killed in front of his wife and kids. I feel bad for his family, but I don't think death was enough of a punishment for the amount of fear and anxiety I and many other people have had to endure because of him.

His family didn't deserve that, but I also don't feel bad for him. I also think it's messed up a school shooting happened and HE was the one who took the headlines when kids fucking died in Colorado.