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24ny/ mostly personal shit

[cypopps]

I will listen to it until I'm sick of it

[kenziecore]

This was so evil. Yes it was the full post

[throwingmenthols-deactivated202]

we can't oppress Disney enjoyers enough

[badmiffy]

how do 17 thousand people have such undeveloped brains

[cecaeliawitch]

Wonder if she understands that the phrase 'almost caught' implies that depp did in fact commit the crimes and that justice was thwarted 🤔

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

feeling like the spokeswomen for the entirety of the female sex rn

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

ok as the spokeswoman for women i think anime should be for girls only men can go watch fail compilations

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

feeling like the spokeswomen for the entirety of the female sex rn

[anatomiau-deactivated20240816]

ok as the spokeswoman for women i think anime should be for girls only men can go watch fail compilations

[1percentcharge]

My favorite pirate joke is “why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years at c” not because it’s THAT funny but because it’s a relatively simple joke that nobody ive told it to has ever correctly guessed the punchline for because they all think it’s gonna be a joke about arrrr

[1percentcharge]

Another classic is

“Why couldn’t the pirates play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck!”

For more hilarious pirate jokes like these go to google and type pirate jokes into the search bar and click search

[somarysueme]

Sorry for the double reblog I just wanted to let everyone know that I told the first joke to my dad and he hung up on me.

[funnytwittertweets]

[girl-debord]

you will live to see tumblr features beyond your comprehension

[kronkk]

I'm frothing at the mouth

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[wineyrose]

happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance

[swordshapedleaves]

Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post

[7244395]

“You gotta make a decision leave tonight or live and die this way” is such a raw line you’d think it was from Tracy Chapman’s fast car. And it is in fact from Tracy Chapman’s fast car.

[leninthesixth]

are we gonna do this "actually Amber Heard was the abuser" shit every two months until we die like is that it

[leninthesixth]

what do you all gain from defending a 55 year old man who was getting drunk and assaulting people in public even before Amber Heard was born? Depp is not only a violent asshole but also a creep who dated Winona Ryder when she was 17 and he was 26 and then Kate Moss when she was 20 and he was 31. Do you dumbasses really think if there was substantial proof of alleged abuse Amber Heard perpetuated Depp's lawyers wouldn't have used it to avoid paying a 7 million dollar alimony? (all of which Heard donated to charity by the way) Johnny Depp is near bankruptcy and he is trying to get his money back and you dumbass woke genzennials are helping him in his smearing campaign for free

[wtf-fishbones]

She literally fucking ADMITTED that she lied about it like please use google

[leninthesixth]

Ok let me use Google

It seems the news about Heard admitting to lying hasn't made headlines, there are, once again, only claims by Johnny Depp and his lawyers. And then the news about Amber Heard's recordings which are out of context snippets.

And then there's this about Heard lying under oath:

I couldn't find an in depth analysis of it's reliability, but The Blast is a gossip site found by a former TMZ employee which says a lot. I couldn't find the document mentioned on there, It may have been removed. Long story short she didn't admit to lying, Johnny Depp's legal team accused her of lying.

You have to asses the information after using Google, but that requires a brain and we all know your brain cell count is in the negatives 😌

[feminist-pussycat]

idiots. men are salivating at the opportunity to hate on a woman for not being a “blameless” victim.

You can really see the hidden misogyny when another man gets exposed as a wife-beater or a rapist and a man will shrug his shoulders and still watch his movies, but when a female celebrity fights back against her abusive male celebrity husband, it’s the most outrageous affront to justice and the height of violence and she deserves despicable treatment.

[teathattast]

[graceofgosh]

these are literally just. mental illnesses not sexualities im not even joking u need therapy and not a little flag and a funny greek word to call yourself

[betchi]

thank you. god bless you

[falseobject]

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

[regnum-lab]

so the academy is reviewing whether or not to remove Will Smith’s award and here are some interesting tweets about that :)