moved uwu

[swollennugs]

[unsettlingstories]

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

[unsettlingstories]

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

[lesbiskammerat]

[queenophydea]

[naotarou]

[veenilla]

mutuals do this

[pepe-gomez]

[auckie]

@swordoftheberserkgutsrage

[woolay]

Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead

[lesbiskammerat]

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[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

[karnalesbian]

yeah. it is your bad.

[everythingstarstuff]

[realitymonster]

Forever delighted by this.

[kalliebethh-blog]

Sorry wanna be "country girls" but.......

When Luke Bryan says “Country girl shake it for me girl” he doesn’t mean city girls who saw my music video and thought I was sexy and decided to buy camo and start wearing boots shake it for me. He means an ACTUALLY country girl not you fake bitches that haven’t even left the city and don’t even know anything about being a country girl…. So stop now you’re a disgrace. Go back to listening to that “Yung money” bullshit. lol.

[myrtlewilson]

country girl appropriation is real and it is out there

[trapcard]

Kallie Beth comin for you fakes and frauds watch your necks ladies she WILL clock your synthetic camo havin ass with a swiftness.

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[mothermara]

I think it would be funny if Alduin mistook Ulfric for the Dragonborn (can shout, very nordish) and straight up killed him at Helgen.

[theshitneyspears]

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

[valtsv]

[Jigsaw from those movies voice] Mrs. Thatcher... you've successfully utilized girl power to funnel money into illegal paramilitary death squads in Northern Ireland, but I'm not so sure you can gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss your way out of this one... your supporters call you the "Iron Lady", but do you have the iron will it takes to escape my trap? You have 1 minute t

[batsandboba]

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

[ms-demeanor]

I was talking about a quilt piece I’d made that has sort of a squished shark on it and I was like “this is for sure a candidate for flat fuck friday” and the people I was talking to gave me a WEIRD look and I had to be like... “Does? Twitter not do flat fuck friday? What about out of touch thursday? REALLY? How do you know what day it is? Is it wednesday my dudes?????”

[boxofpigeons]

[screamingay]

these seem to be the most widely accepted weekly holidays <3

[saturnscope]

We’re missing me? Gongaga Monday

[ear]

[lieutenantfish]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

does anybody else remember that reality show where they gaslit a bunch of americans into thinking they were competing to marry prince harry but it was really just some guy

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[officialyoda-deactivated2024050]

[disc80s]

biting is a love language. no i will not elaborate.

[piss-stained-jorts]