Hi im Hal/ty and i wanna die :,D

THE PARABLE BATTALION! OSDD system, host is Hal/Ty! Collective pronouns: they/it LOOK AT OUR PINNED!!

[symbihoex3]

Welcome to our main blog!!!

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Bonus info:

Our current hyerfixations:

GREEK MYTHOS N OLD TEXTS!!!! AND TRANSFORMERS AND TANKS!!!!

Our age: [REDACTED]

DNI if you are: Terfs, Exclusionists, aphobes, gatekeepers, ablemeds(is that the term?) anti systems of any kind, non-truamagenic systems.

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Please use tone tags: we are collectively autisitc.

[diseasefork]

holy backlog i gotta post. happy pride month

[chibostarz]

i think when Frank says ‘you look exactly how I thought you would. nice kid.’ It’s because he’s been picturing his own son who would’ve been close to peter’s age by then, and Frank would’ve been so proud to have a son like him papa frank you are real to me

[vocallywritten]

I love how in Daredevil, Frank Castle is like this intimidating guy who's a well matched threat to the hero but in Spiderman he's still the same character but Peter just... does not treat him with the same amount of gravity. He webs Frank's mouth shut for swearing and tells him to go home after breaking his van. He argues with the man who's whole deal is he has a lot of weapons and WILL use them like two New Yorkers who got into a fender bender. Peter Parker and Frank Castle see each other coming and they both go "This fucking guy again." I love it.

[murasaki-cha]

I like to imagine that when Odysseus found out what happened to Agamemnon, when he came back, he laughed himself shitless for 40 min nonstop

[hellxatt]

clytemnestra you will never be a villain to me

[patrokronk]

Agamemnon: the girls are fighting

Agamemnon: [readjusts his glasses, squinting] by god… it appears I was mistaken

Agamemnon: They're…my goodness…by god

[anneeeboleyn]

i'm convinced the odyssey (2026) is a pr movie for agamemnon because why is that bum getting the praise and aura deserved for my man diomedes ??!!!

[olecap]

some sketches

[sugarflow]

completely forgot to post this here

[unprotectedmechs]

getting a lot of questions about my shirt that says “I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH INDUSTRIAL MACHINERY” that are already answered by the shirt

[metalvania-deactivated20240103]

Played a bit of Titanfall 2 here's my thoughts

I think he wants to fuck that robot

[rand0mfate]

Me scuttling around on the battlefield on low health trying to find bt

[cantpickafandomtbh]

my experience with critical role is so funny because it was like

"huh, i've heard the name Matt Mercer before"

and he just existed on the periphery of my consciousness, and then I got into critical role and was like

"oh wow he's so cool"

AND THEN i picked up titanfall 2 for the first time in ages and realised THATS WHY I KNOW HIM

anyway i think about that sometimes

[gua-3-gua]

[symbihoex3]

Local robot in peril!!!!!!!!! genyatta demons want me drawing when i have UNI WORK TO DO!!!

[symbihoex3]

I MANAGED ART YAYYY