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I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’
You stare at the woman who has accosted you in the street. She's blonde, with black eyes that something urges you to call "obsidian orbs" or "two limpid puddles of ink" or "gates of the abyss".
[CHECK: Cosmicomics Awareness: Easy.]
3 + 4 = 7+3 = 10. Success.
This is a sign of the powers of Chaos when unconstrained by the discipine of the Way.
YOU: The purple prose?
COSMICOMICS AWARENESS: Yeah. It's a warning sign. Like an electric dosimeter in a nuclear power plant. You can't check your film badge, but you can check the little beepy thingy around your neck.
[TRIVIALORE: Trivial]
TRIVIALORE: Oh, it's Send Valu. One of your fellow demigodesses, though of uncertain origins and a party-hard demeanor. Many people refer to her as the "Eighth Problem from Dorastor".
YOU: Not to her face, I hope.
[EXTRO-EMPATHY: Challenging]
EXTRO-EMPATHY: That look on her face... she's torn between impulse and responsibility, and it's a new feeling for her. She doesn't like it. She seems vulnerable.
[HEROINE OF THE RAZOR: Easy]
HEROINE OF THE RAZOR: You could lift her with one hand and place the other just under her chin, ready to jab inward and collapse her throat. Might not kill her, but if you ever wanted to shut her up...
SEND VALU: I heard about your amnesia, Jar-Eel. I... if there's anything I can do to help, then...
The air of a question hangs over the scene.
Thank you for the offer. I shall have to think about it.
I know what your "help" is like, and I'm nasally ready to snort lines off of you, Sendie.
No. Not now. Likely not ever.
[HEROINE OF THE RAZOR: Trivial] I thirst, Sendie. Without the comfort of memory, the yearning grows too strong to control. [Break her arm with one hand.]
[EXTRO-EMPATHY: Impossible] I know what you want, sweet Send Valu, sent here as tempter and mocker. Gimme sugar, baby, and if you're good I'll fold you in half later.
the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019
Please join me in a moment of silence for people who work in retail, hospitality and events now that December has started
And mail/shipping!
"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"
American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"
when I say "you should kill him" and people look at me weird
i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
i think my cat just accidentally sent you an anonymous ask, sorry
No, not that I saw.
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Right, that’s pretty much what I’ve been saying.
Based on Gred Staffords Glorantha. Marked as sensitive just in case since it includes a bit of eyeball jewellery. Find me on Bluesky/I
Make a picrew, they said, it will be fun and quick, they said. (They being me.) Do feel free to share the results if you use it, I'd love to see what people come up with!
My girlfriend and I made eachother in this, its so neat
Me! A devotee of the red goddess.
Her! A warrior serving the Crimson Bat
This is so so so cool! Ive been really into runequest recently and have been despairing over how difficult it can be to find art to use for characters because of the hyper specific vibes of the setting!
Friendly reminder
Won’t say it again!
cis people can reblog this btw
