hey there i'm bekah

I'm always tired

[glassbonespaperskin]

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[affluenzae]

[raajkonna]

2014 was literally a joke. I feel like it only lasted for about 3 minutes. I dont remember shit. I still think its 2012.

[camilleonns]

a freshman year enlightenment of mine

I go to an all girls school

[galactic-kat]

A list of what else to expect at a girl’s school:

girls changing wherever because being ladylike isn’t a thing when everyone’s a lady

girls who literally couldn’t give less of a shit about their appearance

freshmen who care too much about their appearance (watch them turn into seniors who stopped giving a shit)

uniform violations for the silliest things—colored shirt under your uniform instead of a white one, wrong shoes, patterned head band, wrong color socks

seniors with skirts SO FUCKING SHORT not because of some tired stereotype but because who the fuck wants to buy another skirt when you bought two or three in freshman year when you were like 13

actually by senior year all your uniform pieces are falling apart. even your socks

boys from your brother school trying to get with you except they haven’t realized that 1) they’re gross testosterone lumps and 2) lesbians are a thing

that one girl who always wears the optional pants and is absent on days when the skirt is required

ALL THE POPULAR GIRLS ARE LESBIANS

[serendipitousus]

GROSS TESTOSTERONE LUMPS

[uniquefestivalbeard-deactivated]

OK SO WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I MOVED TO AN ALL GIRLSCHOOL AFTER BEING IN A COMP FOR MOST OF MY SCHOOL LIFE HERE IS WHAT I LEARNT ABOUT GIRLSCHOOL IN MY YEAR THERE:

-BOUNDARIES DO NOT EXIST, IF YOUR TIGHTS ARE FALLING DOWN, YOU HIKE THAT CROTCH UP NO PROBLEMO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL WAY, GOT CRAMPS? ANNOUNCE IT. NEED A TAMPON? SHOUT DOWN THE HALLWAY SOMEONE WILL GIVE YOU ONE. 

-GIRLS ARE MAGICAL PROBLEM SOLVING CREATURES, WE HAD A NO MAKEUP RULE AND IN THAT YEAR I LEARNT HOW TO USE VASELINE AS MASCARA, HOW TO CREATE A ROCK SOLID HAIRBUN THAT STILL LOOKS POOFY AND CUTE AND HOW TO GET RID OF SPOTS USING NOTHING BUT TOOTHPASTE AND ICE.

-GIRLS HAVE WEIRD TRADITIONS LIKE CLEANING OUT LOCKERS ALL AT ONCE AND TRADING THINGS DOWN BECAUSE UNIFORM AND STUFF IS EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE LIKE TO TRADE JEWELLERY AND THINGS IDK I NEVER EXPERIENCED THIS.

-GIRLS ARE PACK ANIMALS, IT DIDN’T MATTER IF YOU HATED THAT BITCH IF A GUY CHEATED ON HER OR HURT HER IN ANY WAY HE WAS UNDATABLE TO THE ENTIRE FORM.

-I AM HELLA GAY.

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

that last bullet tho

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

[aintthatthesleuth-deactivated20]

Reblog if you think people can be both boy and girl

I’m curious

[aintthatthesleuth-deactivated20]

Do people legitimately not believe my gender is valid or are people just not seeing this. Bc if it’s the first one I feel shitty

[pigeoncoffee]

ur gender is valid and u rock

[worldofthecutestcuties]

[bodoesbothings]

phtocrdt_ shiba inu

[littlerenny]

SO CUTE OMG 

[breakingbag-blog]

my last words are probably going to be ‘wait what’

[0v3rachi3v3r]

How I clean my room:

•start at one corner •find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours •go to bed

[notlindsay]

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[janvranovsky]

[thoscheiongallifrey]

[mikesloventouch]

This is the most amazing Vine I have ever seen.

All other Vines can go home.

[syntheticmango]

me: why'd u give me an F??

teacher: you haven't turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

[blowjcb-deactivated20221016]

so im at work and bagging for this lady and her little kid and the kids askin me about what its like being a big kid and all that so he goes “do you have a girlfriend? is she pretty?” and i live in a pretty liberal area and it was pretty quiet in the store so i just calmly responded “actually i have a boyfriend, but he’s fairly pretty” and the mom just kinda pauses on her phone and looks down at her son like please dont say anything bad please dont embarrass me but he just gets so fuckin excited and is like “you can do that ???? i didnt know boys were allowed to have boyfriends!!” and hes turns to his mom and is pulling at her phone trying to get her attention and is just really excited like “mom did you know that ? can i have a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend ??” and she just started laughing and was like “if you want sure” and they took their groceries and left and im just standing there like

DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

THAT WAS SO CUTE

[kelssiel]

Just remember, no matter what, there’s at least one person in the universe that wants to have sex with you