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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@syrianfalcon-blog
i see all of these femcreed rp blogs
...
screw it. im making fem!malik
syrianfalcon said: I understand. You are together with Malik and we have already…’experimented’ with the other option.
I wouldnt kill you unless I absolutely had to, and I’m kind of sure you don’t understand.
The options were limited. And yes I don’t wish to be killed by you, or have to kill you, but…
Ah. It does not matter. We’ll just make sure that it never comes to that.
It will never. Trust me.
I already do.
Still can’t get over Altiar’s face hahaha
Har Har. I wanna puke. Lets try: Yourself, Yourself, and Maria
“As difficult as possible, yes?” He huffed a little, closing his eyes as he thought of his answer before opening them again. “Very well. I’d fuck myself, if that were possible, marry Maria, and if I had to I’d…kill myself.”
syrianfalcon said: I understand. You are together with Malik and we have already…’experimented’ with the other option.
I wouldnt kill you unless I absolutely had to, and I’m kind of sure you don’t understand.
The options were limited. And yes I don't wish to be killed by you, or have to kill you, but...
Ah. It does not matter. We'll just make sure that it never comes to that.
FUCK, MARRY, KISS. SEND ME 3 NAMES
[Coffee shop aus are my favourite. :’D Also I can’t draw Connor and should say the inspiration came from Maliks-butt. I’m sorry?]
“some historians think that michelangelo was drawing god in a human brain. very few people knew what one looked like at the time; but michelangelo had dissected cadavers and would have known. it even has the hint of a brain stem. if true this would have been a great “fuck you” to the pope whom he was not friendly with but also would have meant god was in a human brain, or created by man.”
Interesting.
also michelangelo painted a baby angel flipping off the pope
the blond one, you see his right hand? that’s called the fig and it’s an old world european gesture for ‘fuck you” because apparently Pope Juluis II was a total raging asshole and everyone hated him
but nobody ever noticed this little fucker because the ceiling was so high
and then thirty years later they called michelangelo back to paint the wall behind the altar and he wasted no time in painting the gates of hell behind the pope’s chair
what a badass
It amuses me to this day how much Michelangelo hated his job
Yeah.
Has anyone done this yet?
Altair and his kids: a compilation
you’re welcome :)
(I accidentally dropped a fork down the sink help)
i did it once
when i was doing the blendy thing
and
let’s say i can’t do the blendy thing anymore
it went dowbmn the garbage disposal and now its making weird noises help
WELL DON’T BLEND IT
JUST
g
get it out with thongs or something
i think you mean tongs
(401): “How’s your threesome situation going?”
(1-401): “Optimistic.”
next on Maury: WHO IS THE BABY DADDY…
ur tearing this sandwich apart altair