[systemfaker]

im dhaylon (gay-lohn but the g more in your throat, day-lohn is also fine as is sleepyhead or fionnlagh or fionn), he/they/it 25 year old white tme did-having autistic schizotypal narcissistic alcoholic transfag. hope that discourages you from following me. if it doesnt well theres other things wrong with me so youll get there

PLEASE read my byf (just click one of the two links in my desc)

[systemfaker]

as an alter who was medicated for like almost all of my existence im so fucking bad at being unmedicated oh my god. i cant cope with anxiety where is my blissful haze. what do you mean you just walk around like this im going to fucking die. i took an edible and i havent done anything but sit on the porch but my heartrate is 110 probably because im going to die in 5 minutes

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[systemfaker]

im going to throw upppp how does gale do this shit every damn night

[thegenderal]

[rockergiirl]

coworker asks if i like harry potter and i have to make a disco elysium skill check to come up with a response

[wingedprincessheart]

Don't Forget About Your Braless Uncle

^mnemonic device i just created for an acronym that doesn't exist yet

[systemfaker]

funny how dad seems to actually get guilty when he acts shitty now. he just sent me a text with an exclamation point to reassure me that car stuff will be fine. kind of just want to cry about everything which still feels dumb because all he did was tell me my car was filthy even though it is. objectively not. i have like, a small amount of trash in the lil driver side door. and a few leaves ive tracked in. but he was just looking for something to get mad about because he was already pissed so whatever it isnt like it actually means anything im just so fucking tired. and it hits harder now because were used to him not being like that so when he is it just sends us (read: fucking me) back to living with him. i think im a regular amount of suicidal about this tho

[systemfaker]

oh now hes just venting in my texts. ok dad

[hel7l7]

I find it hard to believe I'm really doing better

[systemfaker]

funny how dad seems to actually get guilty when he acts shitty now. he just sent me a text with an exclamation point to reassure me that car stuff will be fine. kind of just want to cry about everything which still feels dumb because all he did was tell me my car was filthy even though it is. objectively not. i have like, a small amount of trash in the lil driver side door. and a few leaves ive tracked in. but he was just looking for something to get mad about because he was already pissed so whatever it isnt like it actually means anything im just so fucking tired. and it hits harder now because were used to him not being like that so when he is it just sends us (read: fucking me) back to living with him. i think im a regular amount of suicidal about this tho

[systemfaker]

the hair chop is doinng a lot for me the hair chop means i dont feel miserable in this body. we got our hair fuckin chopped the fuck off like bot even that long ago, a week ago? idk its short again and even if it sticks out to the sides i still like it.

[bearie]

did your parents buy you premium memberships/currency with real life money for games growing up ie. club penguin, neopets, etc. if you were born after ~2005 this question is not for you

yes

yes but i had to pay for it with allowance/chores/etc

no

Voting ended onJun 13, 2024

[sanitymakesposts]

“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” Okay it’s fine to hate me or whatever but you do understand the horse is not a part of this right. Like he’s only here because I got on his back and steered him here. I treat him exceptionally well but if he saw anything slightly strange he would run into the woods and forget about me forever. Take it back.

[catchymemes]

[vedurnan]

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

[nohoperadio]

A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

[systemfaker]

im just logged in because im literally psychic and also there was a me specific trigger so it doesnt seem like gale is coming back any time tonight. hey