[diphowell]

the fact that it isn't really "i don't want to marry you" but more "i don't like the concept of marriage personally". and dan making sure phil knows that.

[danrifics]

🤗

[m3dikinet]

☆彡☆彡☆彡☆彡

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[lizardsmp3]

no but seriously imagine it: my very good photocard idea (and bonus uncensored smooch)

[pseudophan]

i love their We Love Cats bit i'm sorry it's so fucking funny

[pseudophan]

pholiday :3

[userlesbian]

[evergreen-femme]

when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

[tastylemonbread]

to see a marching band

[bobbibitybob]

“Ernie, how do I look?”

“With your eyes, Burt!”

[bobbibitybob]

I was told the people wanted more

[userlesbian]

whatever you say, dan

[danandphilthings-blog]

“there’s a reason people like you and i find each other. maybe it’s god, maybe it’s fate, but i know it’s not an accident that i found you.”

[diphowell]

Phil collapsing into laughter and Dan beaming.

[bippus]

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay

[hustlerose]

i will not get involved in niche internet drama. i will not argue with annoying people online. i will privately note that they are wrong, and i am right, and i cannot change anyones mind on the internet. dune

[tranniephannie]

oh dan yearns to have a segment on the phodcast similar to phil's 'here's the thing' but where he just gets to share his takes on various societal issues. and i think the very obvious choice for the name of this segment is 'what can i say'

[ahappydnp]

When they mentioned the hoodie strings i caught my breath for a second there ngl

no literally like my ass clenched