Diet Dr. Nasty

Names Katerina welcome to the shit show 20yo She/her

[omegaverse]

english is not my first language what is a chode?

don’t worry about it my love

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sunfortune]

twitters has been on “all crime is legal for 24 hours” since the trump corona announcement 

[floodnetwork]

rihanna could do hey jude but the beatles couldnt do S&M

[rodrickheffeley]

why do i need to come out ? if you still think im straight then that's on you

[neuters]

[curseworm]

ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

[pancakeke]

members of Congress seem to wear masks with sports logos a lot. they should have masks with logos of the companies who give them money, that way we know who owns them. like NASCAR drivers.

[pancakeke]

[tinderventure]

If you think Tinder is hard, check out my pals struggle.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Whoever designed the 😳🥺🤪 emojis put their whole pussy into it.

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[borfuses]

[jupiterscorpse]

its just me and my gay little iced coffee against the fucking world

[decimateddreams]

don't care didn't ask plus this hole you put me in wasn't deep enough and i'm climbing out right now

[zsnes]

bidets rule cause its like a robot peeing in your ass

[paxamericana]

[jameswebbelscope]